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Mongoloid

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
Happier than you and me

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
And it determined what he could see

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
One chromosome too many

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
And it determined what he could see

And he wore a hat
And he had a job
And he brought home the bacon
So that no one knew

He was a mongoloid

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
His friends were unaware
Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
Nobody even cared

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
One chromosome too many

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
And it determined what he could see

And he wore a hat
And he had a job
And he brought home the bacon
So that no one knew

He was a mongoloid

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
Happier than you and me

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
And it determined what he could see

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
One chromosome too many

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
And it determined what he could see

And he wore a hat
And he had a job
And he brought home the bacon
So that no one knew

He was a mongoloid
He was a mongoloid
by WorseThanHitler February 27, 2021
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Mongolian Mouthwash

A male peeing into a female’s mouth.
My husband gave me the ol’ Mongolian Mouthwash now I’m pregnant with Martians. Elon Musk help me!
by Wayne0keefe April 4, 2021
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Mongolian Blivet

10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag.
Guy 1: That chick's bra is too small
Guy 2: Yeah, it makes her tits look like a Mongolian Blivet.
by anonymous May 21, 2021
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Mongoose

Aww that kids so stupid

I know right what a mongoose
by Ymca 222 May 25, 2021
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MONGOOSE

A godly salute to comrades. Usually pitched in a high tone, while screaming louder than ur mom last night.
Also, this word is a different way of saying the french term for "Hello" (Bonjour). It just sounds kinda the same.

(p.s its an inside joke). Another way of saying it could be bounjou.
when teacehr walks in u say: "MONGOOSE MISSS"
by the_jobless_mallu May 29, 2021
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mongole

A very offensive Quebec French term for a person born suffering either from fetal alcohol syndrome and/or downe's syndrome
If someone calls you a mongole, tell them they are a Chernobyl bantling
by Sexydimma June 20, 2021
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Mongoose

OH MY DUXJINF F9GOS ITS VAUS THSHE SMONGOOSE OF. LVOEE
by clayponsie June 25, 2021
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