Blivet

A sock full of shit with a hole in the toe, i.e. anything that spews crap.

The most dangerous place to be is between Chuck Schumer and a microphone, he is such a blivet!

by Baygul May 03, 2011

blivet

ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Andy IS a blivet.

by Dave Knapp January 23, 2003

blivet

Like the above definitions a blivet truely is 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag, but is much more entertaining, and will bring more laughter when used in reference to a fat chick wearing clothes that are too small to hold all her rolliosis (abundance of fat rolls).

Damn check out that blivet in the pink tank top, she should be wearing a moomoo.

by keesdog May 03, 2009

blivet

A 5 gallon container filled with 10 gallons of shit. It isn't that well-known yet, but it comes in handy if you know what it means!

No wonder you're such a shithead! You swallowed an entire blivet for breakfast!

by Alaras July 16, 2008

blivet

pathetic, stupid, ignorant person, jerk, no other way to describe someone who is utterly disordered

He is a blivet.

by ZSBS September 12, 2010

blivet

Proper noun. A flying bag of shit (see also: Warren Sapp)

The Blivet is going to the Pro Bowl

by Donnie McNabb January 24, 2003

blivet

A ball of dried fecal matter clinging to a hair follicle.

In combat in Viet Nam we often had no access to toilet paper. Blivets could be found in our drawers and even in our socks.

by H R Boyle January 21, 2005