Felching Pot roast

When you lube up a cooking pans handle stick it in someone’s anal cavity then have sex. Once you ejaculate you defecate in the pan then you suck your cum out of the vagina with a straw

Me and Ann frank are about to have a felching pot roast tonight!

by MuntMaster86 March 21, 2024

Feltchasaurus-Rex

A gay man who runs around with a straw forcibly felching unsuspecting civilians, and then disappearing into the night leaving no trace of his actions but the humiliation of his victims.

Did you hear about my buddy Jack, he got attacked by the Feltchasaurus-Rex and will never be the same, but between me and you I think he might have liked it.

by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024

felchkin

when you felch someone while they're shitting on the toilet.

(this is a combination of felching and a blumpkin)

"Jojo Siwa got the fattest fucking felchkin from Turkish Quandale Dingle at the Tiktok rizz party!"

by skibidifelchmaxingbomboclat April 9, 2024

Feltching Ferret

A ferret specially bred for the purpose of anal feltching. A throughbred ferret speifically used to stimulate the anal cavity of fucked up people.

Norbert Nobnoodle just purchased some feltching ferrets online for a bit of ferret felching in the sun after he stuck those critters up his bum

by bradsbadluck May 3, 2024

fecho

Having qualities or behaviors often associated with females. A feminine form of macho.

She's so fecho!

by childishbeat May 21, 2024

Feltch me silly

Spread someone’s legs and lick there entire body.

Did you hear Ryder wanted to feltch me silly last night?

by Xxsheliexx December 6, 2024

Feltchmas

The feltching of a sexual partner or friend, following digestion of a succulent festive holiday meal.

“Enjoy your Feltchmas” “Happy Feltchmas!” “Joanna’s Feltchmas this year was simply divine!”

by michaelfeltch December 18, 2024