When you're engaged in a sexual act and need the assistance of some furniture (preferably a shelf) to aid your performance.
We were going hard at it and both yelling for more so I got some more leverage off the book-shelf to bring it home, it was some seriously awesome shelf-work.
Oh my god, it was amazing, he had me screaming with his shelf-work, I think I gasm'd about seven times.
Oh my god, it was amazing, he had me screaming with his shelf-work, I think I gasm'd about seven times.
by Dicko7 August 14, 2018
Get the Shelf-workmug. A local government worker phenomenon wherein which the division of labor between workers and watchers is typically at a higher ratio than private work.
Why is everyone just standing around watching that one guy dig the hole?
That's how county work is done.
That's how county work is done.
by ohjayesimpson August 20, 2020
Get the County Workmug. A Work Death occurs when a co-worker leaves your team for another company. In reality they're still alive, but the truth is you'll never see that person ever again after they leave. It's as if they've died and gone on to the next (corporate) life.
"Did you hear that Kami is leaving us for a job at MegaCorp?!"
"Dang, I bet we never see her again"
"Oh well, be sure to wish her a Happy Work Death :)"
"Dang, I bet we never see her again"
"Oh well, be sure to wish her a Happy Work Death :)"
by Robthegreat November 10, 2021
Get the Work Deathmug. by LittlwBlanky November 5, 2017
Get the goin to workmug. by craig and dennis December 6, 2010
Get the Waterford Worksmug. It's when you have some work to do so you get your friend to help you so you say you need to get something inside and instead of getting what you "needed" you watch TV or something you would rather be doing. So you don't come back until the work is done or almost done.
Person 1: Awww!!!! I have so much work to do out here! Oh I know, I'll call a friend! (Calling his friend...)
Person 2: Hello?
Person 1: Hey can you come over to my place and help me get some work done faster? There's alot to do by myself.
Person 2: Yeah sure! I'll be right over!
Meanwhile....
Person 2: Whoa there is alot here let's get it done fast!
Person 1: Ok! Hey actually I need to get something inside, I'll be right back.
Person 2: Ok.
Meanwhile
Person 1: Ok I'm back!
Person 2: Where were you? I got the job nearly done already!
Person 1: Yeah... About that there was a awesome movie on and I wanted to see it.
Person 2: You were Working Lazy and made me do everything!
Person 1: I didn't make you work you did it yourself!
Person 2: Whatever... This friendship is over!
Person 1: (As long I don't have to work my life is good!)
Person 2: Hello?
Person 1: Hey can you come over to my place and help me get some work done faster? There's alot to do by myself.
Person 2: Yeah sure! I'll be right over!
Meanwhile....
Person 2: Whoa there is alot here let's get it done fast!
Person 1: Ok! Hey actually I need to get something inside, I'll be right back.
Person 2: Ok.
Meanwhile
Person 1: Ok I'm back!
Person 2: Where were you? I got the job nearly done already!
Person 1: Yeah... About that there was a awesome movie on and I wanted to see it.
Person 2: You were Working Lazy and made me do everything!
Person 1: I didn't make you work you did it yourself!
Person 2: Whatever... This friendship is over!
Person 1: (As long I don't have to work my life is good!)
by CaptainJefe February 18, 2010
Get the Working Lazymug. 