Twat Fizzle

A person who is a twat to everyone else and nice to people who are even bigger twats to other people.

Melanie is a Twat Fizzle.

Twat Fizzle by Jason Miller December 24, 2006

twat waffle cannon 

The dangerous combination of a twat, a waffle iron, and a 19th century civil war cannon - hence, a twat waffle cannon.

"I heard Mr. Pecker was mortally wounded by a twat waffle cannon."

twat waffle cannon by turdmonster16 March 13, 2009

twat comet 

a piece of debris that is expelled from a vagina at rather high speeds ... usually involving small mammals

look at that twat comet go. pretty spectacular.

captain planet is a twat comet.

twat comet by andrewsteveneagle December 4, 2007

Twat Pocket

a pussy, one who is scared of something, loser, or your mother-in-law

Shut the fuck up you twat pocket

Twat Pocket by Morgan Gratton November 3, 2008

twat waffling whore bag 

1) a whore whose vag has that blue waffle thingy going on
2) a lesbian whore, because they waffle with twats, a lot

"Omg! You twat waffling whore bag!! Keep away from my boyfriend!"
-Chair

twat waffling whore bag by girlyguardgirl May 27, 2011

twat rockin 

Something that if fucking awesome

Dude, I saw Dan's girlfriend naked, it was TWAT ROCKIN!

twat rockin by kRaZyToM April 29, 2004

twat ninja 

A ninja like person who likes giving it or taking it in the vag. A butt pirates sworn enemy. A word made up so it would make the dispute between pirates and ninjas even more complicated.

person 1:wtf? twat ninja?
person 2:yeah, you know, opposite of butt pirate?
person 1:ohh, soo... im a twat ninja?

twat ninja by yourmom6t9s June 2, 2009