2 definitions by andrewsteveneagle

poon pirate

serial rapist. not one who rapes cereal, but one who pirates the poon. pooon

I just got swashbuckled by a poon pirate with a golf shoe.

twice

by andrewsteveneagle November 10, 2007

a piece of debris that is expelled from a vagina at rather high speeds ... usually involving small mammals

look at that twat comet go. pretty spectacular.

captain planet is a twat comet.

by andrewsteveneagle November 10, 2007