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scotted

Verb-past tense "scotted"

To be taken advantage of by a girl when black out drunk and not even remember or enjoy the sex.

Etymology: Scotty D was deflowered and didn't even remember it.
"Dude, what happened last night?", "This chick took you to her room and totally scotted you", "Yea, she loved it", "You are so pathetic"
by The Real Sloppy D March 13, 2010
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Scottie

Some fucking tool that mumbles when he lies. He a self proclaimed " Deisel fucking master tech, logger, farmer, fucking everything'er." Loves fat girls, thinks every girl that touches his little flap of skin he calls a penis is the most beautiful girl in the world.

Tows shit with a duck taped hitch.

Likes giving dudes rim jobs.

You can find Scottie (with an "I") chained up to the toilets at every fucking gay bar around because he likes it when the boys sling mayonnaise at him.
Scottie loves getting ass fucked by bud in the woods.
by #fuckingsendit September 18, 2017
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bon scotts

(Noun) (Australia) Weighty testicles visible through tight jeans. Named after late AC/DC frontman Bon Scott.
“Shit, mate, put on some undies – your bon scotts are scaring the young fellas.”
by HMNYRL April 17, 2011
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Scott Goetz

The act of quickly scooping someone's boob, usually done to men. Meant for men with sagging breasts.
Guy #1: (Runs by guy #2) Haha! Scott Goetz!
Guy #2: Aww shit!
by JpIsCrazy April 25, 2009
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scott ray of sunshine

A sexual maneuver whereby one fires off a handgun at the point of climax. The handgun must be at least 9mm or larger. A .22 just doesn't cut it.

The sex must also be performed in a wooded area. Discharge of firearms in a domicile is unacceptable.

Extra points are awarded if an electric blue light sabre is involved, especially after the flying of radio-controlled helicopters.

Another word associated with this experience is "Todded".
I totally busted out the Scott Ray of Sunshine last weekend at the lake with Monica.

Oh, so you totally Todded!
by Tasty Snatch November 13, 2011
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Scott

A guy who games and gets pussy all the time
by Brodo89 November 22, 2016
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The Scottish Army

When you're doing a girl, you suddenly yell "ACH" and have twenty friends run in wearing kilts and then gangbang her until you all jizz inside her.

From then on, you refer to her as "haggis"
Girl: Did you really give martha the Scottish Army the other day?
Guy:Who, Haggis? Yea that was pretty fun.
Girl: She's in the hospital.
by BTLighting February 22, 2011
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