saltan

the sexiest dude in the world smoke weed all day every day

dude saltan is a sexy stoner guy

by Anonymous June 16, 2003

Salt lake chatter

Someone who has no life and who is so socially retarded they say "LOL" "ROFL" and "LMAO" while speaking to someone in real life.

"LOL joe, fatwhoregirl69 really did say that and i LMAO.."

"Dude.. what the fuck are you talknig about..."

by PT Branum June 1, 2004

Great Salt Lake

Defined as a modified salt lake, a Great Salt Lake involves depositing a larger than normal volume of ejaculate in a single contiguous puddle in the concavity of the small of a woman's back. Slightly more technical, a Great Salt Lake has minimum volume requirements. Namely, if the milk soup in question is the product of one man, the volume must be at least twice that for required for a standard salt lake or 4-IBV (4 International Bust Volumes). If two or more men are attempting a great salt lake the formula is as follows. N(Number of Men) X W (Width of small of woman's back in inches) X P(Number of times dicks touched) / Q(Combined phallus length in inches), Or (N*W*P)/Q The result is unitless and defined in IBV's.

Two of my buddies and I got really housed on Natural Ice Light and ran train on this slue. Somehow in the midst of all the sword fighting we managed to pull off a Great Salt Lake.

by qroberts May 22, 2008

Himalayan pink salt

When you go to a mountainous area to eat out a girl you are with and her pussy ends up being the saltiest thing you've ever tasted.

Jay: I went on that mountain trip with my girl.

Arron: And?

Jay: Well, lets just say Himalayan pink salt.

by jhartley78 May 13, 2014

salt shaker

hand job cuz its the same movement when your actually shakin the salt shaker over your potatos

she gave me a cold salt shaker last nite

by calistyle April 20, 2004

Salt Shaker

cock blocker

grittin' on you so hard it's like rubbing salt in your wounds

I was talking to Donnie and this ugly girl was salt shaking on me

by konichiwakitty August 19, 2003

Salt Rocket

Projectile sperm, usually aimed at someone or something.

She didn't want to swallow so I launched a volley of salt rockets square at her mug.

by The Reverend Floater August 25, 2004