cocktail sausages

short, stubby pieces of meat that are sometimes packaged in tins by small german people. they often resemble peoples body parts.

isnt that strange, kyles fingers look like cocktail sausages.

by Anonymous May 22, 2003

sugar sausage

A gay dude, a fag, a dude who try to act tough and hard but is really sweet and soft like a bitch

1. He gay he a sugar sausage.
2. He aint a gangsta he a sugar sausage nigga

by Milazzo August 21, 2007

Sturdy Sausage

Thick, juicy, raging boner that wants nothing more than to take the hottest women in every room to pound town.

Hey Ted, see that hot chick over there? I'm gonna give her a taste of my sturdy sausage tonight.

by Edward Cole November 3, 2017

Santa Fe Sausage-Roll

What happens when you combined the definition 4 of sausage roll (for F/M), and definition 1 of sausage rolling (for M/M), with all the outstanding features of santa fe, including chilli sauce (preferably made from trinidad scorpion butch t chillies, but anything past a naga jolokia pepper will suffice), mustard, shredded monterey jack cheese, and close body contact. Santa fe is translated "holy faith" and this manoeuvre is accompanied with an internal prayer that this will not result in third degree burns to your body, particularly your genital regions. Acceptable Foreplay is taken to be Definition 1 of Sausage roll. If (Muncirumsised /M uncirumsised) the act may stop here, or may continue as with the definition of body contact.

First coined by Robert Brockway of cracked.com, when he declared he will do this for Donations of $10,000 or More.

A Santa Fe Sausage-roll, may not be an actual deviant act, however given a sausage roll, santa fe hotdog, santa fe salad, and a santa fe fiesta aren't family fun-time approved, it's probably it isn't so chaste either.

The maintaining of full eye-contact throughout the whole thing is an agreement "it's not gay if it's a dare", "it's not gay if it's for money", and "it's not gay if you're married". A further term of this unspoken agreement is that this isn't to be brought up with each-other's parents or mother-in-law if the relationship between you both ever goes further than this experience.

Robert Brockway: "You want to do the Santa Fe Sausage-roll? I'll do it, and I won't even cry. I'll look you right in the eye, the entire time." (upon receiving donations of $10,000 or more)

by Aimez-Moi July 6, 2011

Duck Sausage

A synonym for human penis.

Do you like Duck Sausage? Then Duck down and get some!

by Drew Svendsen July 10, 2011

italian sausage

The genitalia of an Italian man. Usually large, hairy, and uncircumsized.

Austin: I bet he has an Italian Sausage!
Jay: That is disturbing...

by xxJay---; November 10, 2006

sausage farmer

Any guy in general that comes off as annoying. Someone who is too cool for their own good.

That guy with the dark tan and chisel abs is checking out your girl.
What a sausage farmer.

by PoeMan September 4, 2007