scrub

synonymous for fresh, fly, or clean, used to describe clothes or cars

Lookin so scrub from head to toe
Sittin on dubz thats 24s

by Larry Hustle December 20, 2008

scruff dust

slang word for the illegal substance amphetemine sulphate,also known as speed

do you want a line of scruff dust?

by del boy September 25, 2006

scrufflies

the stuff that grows out of most males faces, i.e. hair, but catches crumbs, bits of tissue, and on some cases liquids. Scruff is the over all term for the dense form of clumpings of hair, but these are however the ones usually in sparse amounts around the nose and/ upper lip, i.e. mexi-stache.

Girl: please wipe your nose, it's running
Boy: okay *PPPFFFFFFNNNFFF* awww....
Girl: SICK!!! you got tissue and snot all over your scrufflies!!!!
Boy: where??... can you get it for me?!
Girl: NO!!!! that's so gross.

by Bagel Eater December 14, 2010

scraffle

to ransack through miscellaneous items and eventually destroy them.

my ferret has a uncontrollable desire to scraffle everything in his path.

by Mermaid420 May 3, 2011

Scrub

A fan or avid watcher of the show Scrubs

I watch scrubs daily. therefore i am a scrub.

by walkinthepark August 13, 2011

Scrub

1. A person that sucks really bad at something
2. (srubby) meaning something you did sucked or was really bad

1. This guy sucks so bad at this sport, he looks like its his first time, what a scrub.

2. Man that shot i took in the soccer game was so srubby

by Edrevo12 December 16, 2011

Screff

A term used to describe an unknown and undesired substance. Usually this substance appears without notice and can be found anywhere at any time, in any colour (commonly brown). Screff dosen't always have an odour although you can't describe it's smell when you do come across some scented screff. In the past has been the cause of mass hysteria and pannic amongst teenage girls and soft lads even though screff despite its genetic make-up is perfectly harmless.

Two teenage girls Sitting in a cafe
Girl 1 looks at girl two's jacket sleeve.

Girl 1- Erm, what's that on your jacket?

Girl 2 - What? Where? What d'you mean ?

Girl 1 -There! That brown thing on your sleeve. What is it?

Girl 2 - Eeeww Oh my god what is it? Where did that come from? Arrr it stinks! What is it?

Girl 1 - I don't know, I just looked down and it was there! Eeeeww

Girl 2 - (calls over to waitress) excuse me do you have any napkins I've got screff on me and nothing to wipe it off!

Waitress - screff? Oh my god!!

(Shouts out to rest of the customers) OKAY EVERYONE CAN YOU ALL PLEASE LEAVE THE PREMESIS THIS IS A STATE OF EMERGENCY WE HAVE A SCREFF CONTAMINATION AND WILL NEED TO BEGIN A DEEP CLEAN IMMEDIATELY!!!!

Girl 2 is restrained by two men in contamination suits and masks. They bundle the girl into a sterilised plastic bubble as customers are clambering over each other in a state of pannic screaming, shouting, pushing and shoving each other through the cafe door!

by Scrott rotter September 7, 2013