Scrotalitarian

A person whom is governed or dictated by his or someone else set of balls.

Why does my scrotum dictate my every decision you ask? Well cause I'm a SCROTALITARIAN you see?

by psylence July 13, 2015

scrotisserie

An appliance with a rotating spit for roasting and barbecuing pouches of testicle skin.

I'm going to put your balls in the scrotisserie if you don't STFU.

by Taisen July 23, 2015

Scrotal shimmy

When a man performs a discreet shimmy in order to remove the nut sack from sticking to he's leg,without actually touching his balls.

Hey Dave what was that little dance you just did in aid of?
Oh it was a scrotal shimmy as my balls stuck to my leg.

by [e-mail] September 4, 2016

scrote stroke

You know when you meet a seemingly cool, down to earth guy / gal that you want to get to know better? And in order to do that you feel like u just wanna give em a quick lil stroke on their scrote you know? like just two fingers very light very casual but a definite stroke along the underside of somebody's scrotum.

Wow.. that guy Faraz seems chill. Kinda wanna give him a quick scrote stroke see what he's all about

by scarkin December 10, 2016

scrotabia

When a womans labia is swollen and hangs giving the appearance of a mans scrotum. Inversley when a mans scrotum looks like a womans swollen labia

The camel toe in that chicks pants sure showed she has a massive scotabia.
God, he shouldnt wear such brief shorts without undies; his scrotabia was hanging out everwhere

by tokas December 11, 2016

Scrotumtum

When a man suddenly feels the urge to slap his scrotum repeatedly against every object and living being.

Bill Cosby: my scrotumtum senses are tingling.

by SuckMyBigJuicyDictionary December 22, 2016

scrotie

Weak. Not strong. Incredibly frail. Resembling the level of strength that balls have when hit.

scrow-tee

"I'd like to ask her out...it's just that I'm scared she's going to say no".
"Oh come on dude, you're acting really scrotie right now."

by tallyforge January 9, 2017