Slippery As A Snake

When the cock is covered with saliva or jizz and its too slippery to hold

"Man, Tim was very slippery last night. He was as slippery as a snake!"

by Jestooslippery March 29, 2012

Slippery Slubling

When your penis is flaccid but you put it in anyway

Dude I couldn't get hard last night, so I had to give her the old Slippery Slubling

by joshwauh May 29, 2018

yellow slipper

Where a man receives a handjob with the peel of a banana.

Man, susie just gave me the best yellow slipper. It was kinky!

by JimmyDubroc December 3, 2010

bulimic shopper

One who, while shopping, adds a large amount of items to their cart, then when satisfied, places them all back. A bad bulimic shopper, will go to check out and then ask the cashier to put back most of the items in their cart. The online equivalent would be adding a bunch of items to one's cart, then closing the browser.

Person 1: I went shopping at Nordstrom!
Person 2: What did you get?
Person 1: Well I was going to get new make-up and new shoes, but I ended up putting them back.
Person 2: You're such a bulimic shopper.

by stolidity September 2, 2011

Slippery whale

When a guy comes on a girl's back then walks away and gets a running start and slides on her back like a slip and slide.

Lauren's back hurt for a week after Mike gave her a slippery whale.

by Nicole December 7, 2004

glass slipper

the act of cumming in a girls shoe and putting in back on her.

i am gonna give her a glass slipper

by nkjjhgfdd October 1, 2010

Skipper

A rockin' blow job that knocks your socks off when you need it most. Done in an outdoor, or public place which creates a sense of thrill for both parties. Common side effects inlude "sackjaw" inflicted to the giver.

Brad gives Brandon a high five and exclaims," I think there were people watching last night when Lyndsae gave me that skipper in the park!"

by bradsoulsurvivor October 10, 2008