Jasper Labes

The cutest guy ever. He is sweet, and will care for you. He as an aries and needs affirmations, but that wont be a problem because he is perfect.

person 1: Wait , your dating jasper labes???
person 2: yeah and he's so cute
person 1: lucky

by <3gay August 25, 2021

HALLEY LABS

This is Emma Essex's youtube account.

Bro! where can i find more music like rotteens?

person: On HALLEY LABS!

by Lunaah September 8, 2022

PC Day laborer

A person that sits in front of the computer browsing Craig's lists looking for work

Michael has been a PC day laborer all week

by Iceman3000 October 8, 2007

Labels are for soup cans

A phrase commonly used by the easiest people to label.

basically means "people don't need labels"

Me: your so scene.
Clearly scene person: labels are for soup cans.
Me: well you keep telling yourself that you scene son of a bitch.
Clearly scene person: whatever your just jealous of me.
Me*in a sarcastic voice*: I sure am!

by foshiznizzle March 19, 2008

labbatical

When a woman's labia takes a paid vacation for medical reasons.

Marcy's vagina had to skip town for a few weeks because it's crack dealer was on the prowl, so it took a labbatical. Paul was quite disappointed when he found out, but realized this meant 2 weeks of anal sex for him.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 2, 2004

Laboratory Tongs

Utensils used in chemistry labs that can be used for many uses

Im gonna castrate joey with those laboratory tongs.

by Drew Studenic May 13, 2005

LaBeouf

An individual that, without any training related to the situation at hand, manages to save himself and others from certain disaster, usually while gaining the attention of an attractive woman.

Named for Shia LaBeouf, whom has portrayed characters following this mold, including: Kale (Disturbia), Sam Witwicky (Transformers) and Jerry Shaw (Eagle Eye).

"An unexpected hero has arrived at the scene!"
"Do you think he'll be able to save all those people?"
"Of course! Look at him go! This kid is a regular LeBeouf!"

by S.H.C. July 6, 2009