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R. Kelly 

Kells does his thang... I say fuk them bitches Kelly do your thang. I seen all the types and I say those bitches knew what the hell they were doing and they knew how old you were rather you knew they age or not. They didn't look like they were younger then 18 and if they were where the hell were they parnets...Not giving a fuk about their kids. PS by the looks of things it wasn't their first time around the block....
R. Kelly by passion December 7, 2003
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1. An expression used in terms to bout older people dating way 2 younger people...
Damn how old is that gurl? 12!?
how old is he? 22?
Damn, he pullin an R Kelly! wat a gay guy
R.Kelly by AJ July 20, 2003

brian kelly

An unhealthy act of eating stodge on a regular basis to try and encourage ones body to become lean and muscular, but ends up flabby and podgy instead!
He's done a right brian kelly with his tray of iced buns and Greggs steak bake slices.

That brian kelly with chubby calfs and lardy shoulders has had an overdose on pies again lad.
brian kelly by Mr S. T. Eakslice January 19, 2009

Captain Kelly 

A girl with Blonde hair, who laughs weird, and loves pregnant girls named Briannas hair cuts. She also loves both Beccas, and thinks Becca C. is very pretty.
CAPTAIN KELLY (clap, clap, clap, clap, clap)
Captain Kelly by Becca A November 26, 2010

Patrick kelly 

best rapper ever also known as atlas!
yo patrick kelly is a great rapper

Matt 'chase' kelly 

one who grooms, and nurtures young boys for peadophilic thrills.
boy 1 : " who bought you that burger"
boy 2 : " oh that matt 'chase' kelly over there
boy 1 : "nice"

oh theres matt 'chase' kelly touching some kids

whys that dude buying that kid everything he could possibly want ?
"thats just matt 'chase' kelly grooming his back out "
Matt 'chase' kelly by peptalker October 31, 2012

Machine Gun Kelly

a pop punk rockstar/rapper who is completely underrated. some call him a poser but i know of a lot of people who have said that his music has saved their lives. he talks about the reality of the world and helps people feel heard. so many people hate on him because he isn’t like other celebrities. he stands out in a crowd and you could see him coming from a mile away. his music is different than any other type i’ve ever heard and it’s easy to listen to but also easy to cry to. his concert was something i’ll never forget, he is such an amazing performer.

i love him so much and i’m so thankful for his music. ESTXXXX
Person 1: “Have you heard of Machine Gun Kelly?”
Person 2: “Yeah! His music is so underrated!”
Machine Gun Kelly by callmehay November 30, 2022