fap dial

Fap dialing is the act of accidentally calling someone while masturbating or engaging in a sexual activity. This commonly happens when one has his/her phone in their pocket while masturbating and their body accidentally dials a number and calls it.

"Dude, I'm in huge trouble, I accidentally fab dialed my mom last night and it left a voice mail! She heard everything! Dang, I hope I never fap dial anyone again."

by No Comment, I'm done January 11, 2017

Fap biceps

Biceps thats forms when you fap

Brian:Wow bro why you only have biceps on one arm?
Mike:I have a fap biceps

by 123Wermi February 12, 2021

Preferred Fap

When you aren't risking catching whatever they've got, but they're still attractive enough to warrant rubbing one out later

1: Yo, did you have sex with her?!
2: Of course not, it was a preferred fap.

by Kingturboturtle February 22, 2021

Fap Money

Earning money by fapping. Mostly an incentive for youth by organizations like fertility clinics, sperm banks and health care centers.

Getting paid to jerk-off? Fap Money

by December 11, 2020

Fap Strength

Muscle strength you gain from masturbating

Well after masturbating 36 times in a row I think I gained some Fap Strength

by Chase Farnham June 05, 2018

Fap Cave

High intensity paintball

"Hey Timmy, you coming to the Fap Cave later"
"Hell yeah I am"

by Moostatio February 15, 2018

Fap Foam

Foam/ white fluid expelled from or applied to the penis.

Johnny blew his Fap Foam all over Margrets face.

by M'lepnos July 01, 2015