panic fap

The act of overreacting so much to a minor situation that you have to masturbate to alleviate stress.

Man, I discovered I needed new shoes and got so flustered I needed to panic fap it out

by Iamapie42 November 14, 2021

fap december

you have to masturbate every day until you die :) but each day one more fap time

My son died during fap december.

by mas2000turbator November 19, 2017

Fap Strength

Muscle strength you gain from masturbating

Well after masturbating 36 times in a row I think I gained some Fap Strength

by Chase Farnham June 5, 2018

beauty fap

When you are feeling ugly and you fap to make yourself feel better.

Im single and ugly, I think I'm gonna go have a nice beauty fap.

Nothing feels better than a nice beauty fap.

by GreenTeaBoba September 19, 2017

Investment fap

Buying a subscription to access XXX content and Downloading all the existing content. Staying subscribed or not is by choice.
(Like an actual investment you can decide to drop out or stay in)

"This girl has no leaks from her site, guess it's time to make an investment fap."

by Matayugumi December 8, 2019

hunger faps

When you are hungry and horny at the same time.

Man I got the hunger faps right now.

by OCP360 July 27, 2018

Fapping

Another way to say you or someone else is not sleeping

‘Listen bro I know I should be asleep…I was just busy fapping’

by CoqItcher July 22, 2022