Kingturboturtle's definitions

Pulling a Vivian

When someone is late to class consistently.

A: Damn I'm so late, I'm Pulling a Vivian again!

by Kingturboturtle January 23, 2023

Postpare

To get ready for something that already happened

I realized that I had postpared after I saw that I had read the date wrong

by Kingturboturtle May 27, 2022

Preferred Fap

When you aren't risking catching whatever they've got, but they're still attractive enough to warrant rubbing one out later

1: Yo, did you have sex with her?!
2: Of course not, it was a preferred fap.

by Kingturboturtle February 22, 2021