3 definitions by Kingturboturtle

Postpare

To get ready for something that already happened

I realized that I had postpared after I saw that I had read the date wrong

by Kingturboturtle May 28, 2022

Pulling a Vivian

When someone is late to class consistently.

A: Damn I'm so late, I'm Pulling a Vivian again!

by Kingturboturtle January 23, 2023

Preferred Fap

When you aren't risking catching whatever they've got, but they're still attractive enough to warrant rubbing one out later

1: Yo, did you have sex with her?!
2: Of course not, it was a preferred fap.

by Kingturboturtle February 22, 2021