Jersey Burned

When a person tans so much, they start to look like a person from the many Jersey based reality shows.

Snooki is Jersey Burned.

by Mike Weakley November 22, 2010

barney

It is abbreviated from Barney Rubble in the Flintstones Fred Flintstone's friend. Meaning Trouble where Rubble Rhymes with "trouble"

"Fucking hell we're in alot Barney!!!"

by O.D May 28, 2008

Barney

Oh his eyes, his eyes
Make the stars look like they're not shining
his hair, his hair
Falls perfectly without her trying

he's so beautiful
And I tell him every day

Yeah I know, I know
When I compliment him
he wont believe me
And its so, its so
Sad to think he don't see what I see

But every time he asks me do I look okay
I say

When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
Cause you're amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile,
The whole world stops and stares for awhile
Cause boy you're amazing
Just the way you are

His nails, his nails
I could kiss them all day if he'd let me
His laugh, his laugh
he hates but I think its so sexy

he's so beautiful

And I tell her every day

Oh you know, you know, you know
Id never ask you to change
If perfect is what you're searching for
Then just stay the same

So don't even bother asking
If you look okay
You know I say

When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
Cause you're amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile,
The whole world stops and stares for awhile
Cause boy you're amazing
Just the way you are

The way you are
The way you are
Boy you're amazing
Just the way you are

When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
Cause you're amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile,
The whole world stops and stares for awhile
Cause Boy you're amazing
Just the way you are

Barney Wood is the man that Identifies men

by DuGoose November 24, 2010

Bebop Barney

A phrase which can be used when demanding a lighter or when wanting to excite a Labrador.

And Alfador yelled: "Bebop Barney!"
And retrieved both his lighter and excited Labrador.

by Mr. Weegels April 13, 2005

banned

Being blocked from doing an certain action, usually in a game or on a website. Bans can be temporary or permanent.

1. Person: asks question related to game
Admin: Why do you ask?! BANNED PERMANENTLY
2. You cannot chat because you have been banned from the lobby forever. Reason: Absolutely none

by Ondrashek06 May 24, 2020

Irish barbedwire

An impenetrable forcefield of pubic hair surrounding the anus of an irish-man which makes them unrapeable in a jail setting .

If it wasn't for my irish barbedwire last night would have ended badly.

by Irishcdm14 June 16, 2017

Barneykin

The act of screaming and yelling for no apparent reason while receiving a blumpkin.

While John received a blumpkin on the can, he decided to add to the barneykin by slapping the bitch up side her head.

by slim October 23, 2004