Barneykin

The act of screaming and yelling for no apparent reason while receiving a blumpkin.

While John received a blumpkin on the can, he decided to add to the barneykin by slapping the bitch up side her head.

by slim October 23, 2004

auto erotic barneyfication

Auto Erotic Barneyfication is a sexual gratification term that arose out of the underground sex party scene in Berlin, Germany in the late 1990s. It involves (generally) men who like to dress up as Barney the purple Dinosaur & engage in sexual intercourse or other related acts with one or more partners while growling like a T-Rex.

I met this guy at the Halloween Party dressed as Barney the Dinosaur & thought it was a cute costume .. until I walked into the unlocked bathroom & he had both my cousins on their knees in front of him performing BJs. It transpires this dude is a practitioner of Auto Erotic Barneyfication

by DinoLarry July 26, 2010

Bareskin Cup

A bareskin cup is the act of using the palm of your hand in a "cupped" fashion and placing it over your bum hole before you rip a stinky fart. The fartstink, which remains in the hand in a concentrated form, is then distributed by opening the hand in front of anothers nasal passage, causing tear-jerking stink. The Bareskin Cup can also be disguised in short as a "bachlor of science (BSc)" for an unsuspecting victim.

Dwayne shows up at our party the other night with shitstains on his undies so I gave him a bareskin cup to the face. Needless to say he ran home crying

by Langebone June 8, 2009

Barneydicking

Sticking stuff inside your dickhole until it turns barney dinosaur purple.

The other day I tore my dickhole barneydicking like, 12 pencils.

by imhunter01 May 24, 2017

Barnesing

You are hungry. Or just want to eat. You actually don't really even need to be hungry. It occurs if/when there is food, the smell of food, talking about getting food, or if you hear someone thinking about food.

I know I just ate literally all of the food at the buffet 10 minutes ago, but I'm totally barnesing for more food.

by Muhfucker August 11, 2014

Bareskin Gel

Bareskin Gel is a silky smooth sexual lubricant that when applied to the genitals before & during sex provides more stimulating moisturization & is a masturbation aid. Bareskin Gel is a light gel that closely matches the body's own natural fluids.

Leave the Bareskin Gel on top of the night stand & not in the drawer so there will be no fumbling for it during a heated session of make-up sex.

by barecat December 10, 2011

barleywine

The greatest style of beer ever to grace the earth. Typically clocking in upwards of 8% ABV, this wine-strength beer is the motherlode of malty goodness, and is the preferred style of the highest echelon of cicerone s. There are two sub-styles, American and English, the former of which has more hop flavor and bitterness. As heavy hopping is appropriate in an IPA but destroys the pure heavenly flavor of this glorious beer style, a preference for American barleywine has been linked in scientific studies with brain damages, taste bud disorders, and early onset dementia. "Barleywine" is also generally considered to be a synonym of "life", thus giving rise to the common expression "Barleywine is life", or BiL for short.

Albert Einstein: "I just discovered the special theory of relativity, which Is the biggest breakthrough in theoretical physics in centuries. Also, I prefer American barleywine to English and hazy IPAs to barleywine in general."
Master cicerone: "Yeah, sorry to break it to you brah, but I think you may be mentally retarded."

by Nicholas D August 11, 2018