Dried shit on the underside of the penis. Occurs from a bad clean up job after anal sex. Usually forms at the penile base and is unseen. Usually discovered on accident by scratching oneself or a partner finds it while giving oral. Whatever, it’s some nasty rusty, crusty shit.
Rachel found some rusty crusty last night when she was sucking muh balls. Since she won’t do anal, I was cold busted and fessed up to punishing her mom’s ass the night before.
That nasty whore left me with rusty crusty. I was scratching my knob and my fingernail was a tad reddish brown.
That nasty whore left me with rusty crusty. I was scratching my knob and my fingernail was a tad reddish brown.
by Eaton Holgoode June 14, 2018
Get the Rusty Crustymug. by Wankmaster95 March 7, 2016
Get the Rusty Stopsignmug. \ruhs-tee\ \puht-er\ verb;
1. Sexual act of a male and a female in which the male interchanges insertion between the females vaginal and anal orifices.
1. Sexual act of a male and a female in which the male interchanges insertion between the females vaginal and anal orifices.
Man: Gee, I sure enjoyed performing the rusty putter on you!
Woman: Yeah! I liked the attention you paid to both my ass and my vag.
Woman: Yeah! I liked the attention you paid to both my ass and my vag.
by Fingers&Toes November 13, 2011
Get the Rusty Puttermug. This scenario would play out when two consenting adults decide to engage in anal sex. The guy pulls out when he's finished and decides not to clean off any poo remnants that may have collected on his shaft and instead falls asleep. When the aforementioned gentleman wakes up, he is greeted with morning wood, he then notes that the hardened dried poo appears to look like flakes of rust... hence a solid rusty.
Corey really regretted forgoing cleanup after last nights romp with Morgan, when he woke up with a solid rusty.
by Underdog7112 October 20, 2019
Get the solid rustymug. The act of rapidly and aggressively removing anal beads from your significant others hoop, much like the motion one uses when attempting to start a rusty lawn mower.
by DazCaz2 May 24, 2015
Get the Rusty Mowermug. "Yo I saw Duffy hooking up with a fat chick last night!"
"No way, did he get a rusty mike?"
"I got a rusty mike last night."
"Did you at least get your nut?"
"No way, did he get a rusty mike?"
"I got a rusty mike last night."
"Did you at least get your nut?"
by Billy Batts August 6, 2012
Get the Rusty Mikemug. by Getbirddogedbitch! November 29, 2020
Get the Dirty Rustymug.