rusty dusty

A 30's Jazz dance move; the follow will hitch up a few inches of dress from the thigh and shake out the dress by flicking the dress/skirt down and up The lead can use the top of their trouser pockets, there is a slight shuffling movement forward four counts and then backwards for four.
Shake off your rusty dusty.
by Rustycables November 29, 2016
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Rusty Machine

A female of the ugly and/or obese variety.

See also Good Machine.
Woah guys don't look over there... total rusty machine.
by Caz_B February 04, 2008
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Dirty Rusty

*Smacks ass* hey babe nacon smells good lets do a dirty rusty
by Getbirddogedbitch! November 30, 2020
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Rusty Rod

An act that occurs whilst taking a shit with a boner. The participant pushes their penis downwards to avoid pissing on their feet due to ther penis being elongated. This results in the participants shit scraping their penis as it descends from their assehole. the result is brown shit on your penis that gives it a vintage, rusty look.
Never wank before you shit because a Rusty Rod is a likely outcome
by hot97rocksmyworld February 15, 2014
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rusty fuck

1. (Verb) The act of having anal sex with a woman with gastrointesional issues.

2. (Adjective) One who acts like a fuck or fucker, but to a greater extent. Synonymous with assanine
1.

Girl: Golly gee willikers! I've been constipated for a week now.
Guy: I can take care of that if you let me rusty fuck you tonight.

2.

Guy playing Cod Mod 2: That rusty fuck will not stop running around with his stupid akimbo shotguns.
by nakker December 14, 2009
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Rusty Mower

The act of rapidly and aggressively removing anal beads from your significant others hoop, much like the motion one uses when attempting to start a rusty lawn mower.
My Mrs gave me such a brutal rusty mower last night that I ended up pebble dashing the ceiling.
by DazCaz2 May 22, 2015
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Rusty Stopsign

When you're banging a hot chick and you realize it's an old tranny.
Dude I was banging this hot chick last night.

You were banging a Rusty Stopsign.
by Wankmaster95 December 01, 2015
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