Rooty Tooty

The act of shitting in another's asshole.

"Dude, I saw this movie and there was Rooty Tooty!"
"GROSS!"

by mimekin July 21, 2009

rooter

A fucking try-hard wannabe. Found at most English universities, wearing a pink t-shirt, stupid cancer band, "retro" trainers, ripped jeans and some kind of gay chinese symbol tattoo.

"Russ is such a rooter"

by Lewis1983 June 5, 2005

Rooteen

The act of hiring a person to do lude acts for entertainment purposes.

I think we should get a midget stripper to come in tommorow with a cake and a little rooteen for Matt and Kyle for our anniversary.

by sultan of salt November 19, 2007

rooted

If something is "rooted", it has had the "Royal Order Of The Dick"

Your car isn't going - it's had the Royal Order (It's fucked!)

by Sharpy August 25, 2004

Roots

This is a clan at Central Peel who are a select few from higher and elite gangs that stoop down to Big I and C-roots level of gayiety to laugh for a day.

Yo, are da roots there too?
Can be used in names:
S-root
J-root
F-root
C-root
etc...root

by FaKaThAn June 14, 2003

Rooties

rehe, boobies

Look at the rooties!

by James March 12, 2004

rootine

A word stupid people use when they think they are using 'big words' and seeming smart online and to their friends but are in fact simply looking like an idiot when they misspell one of the simplest words in the dictionary, RoUtine.

-Online-
'USER1' Yo m8 u gotten yor rootine yet!!?? XDDD
'USER2' No and fuck off I don't want to associate with you anymore, you can't even spell routine!
USER2 HAS LEFT THE CONVERSATION

by Anonywoofs May 26, 2016