Rooty

The state of being in an earthy, relaxed, or nestled environment. A place of comfort where everything goes as usual, and mood is chill. Can also be associated with a level of experience or longevity. Sometimes even referred to as a sleepy, relaxed or relavitely calm type of high. Or some plain killer weed (ganja).

I am pretty rooty at this point, I am gonna say 'hello' to my couch, my sweatpants, and my kitchen.
Bob Marley has some rooty dreadlocks.
Check out the rooty house all tucked away back in the woods.
This is indeed some rooty herb, I would be proud to possess that.

by RootyRuss November 29, 2010

Rooty

The most impressive and rare genetic mutation known to man: A redhead with a booty
1 out of every 830,000 people born will be a Rooty, and due to the recessive gene of the ginger, and manufactured foods, the rarity will only increase.

The requirement for a Rooty is

-More than a 36 inch buttocks
-Hair redder than brown.

Should you ever enjoy a Rooty, you will be granted with some mystical benefits.

I wish Caroline Pierce had redhair. What a Rooty she'd be.

She's a ROOTY!

by McSlurp October 17, 2011

rooty tooty fresh 'n fruity

This is an interjectional phrase that is used when someone expels flatus by way of the rectum (id est: "farts"). It is meant to reference both the noise that frequently presents along with the expulsion (as some wind instruments are said to "toot" or "be tooted", such as the horn) and the distinct, frequently pungent odor of said flatus, which is sometimes intense enough to have a liminaly gustatable mawkishness (mawkishness in the sense of having a mildly sickening flavor; being slightly nauseating) ((a present intimation being that the "fresh 'n fruity" portion of the phrase is a jesting reference to the decidedly objectionable {at least socially} fetor {a strong offensive smell})). The interjection is spelled so as to be in accordance with the officially featured breakfast of the same title that originally appeared at IHOP (The International House of Pancakes); from whose menu the phrase entered the American English vernacular.

Scene: Two guys are riding in a truck in southeastern Arkansas carpooling back home from working at the mill on a warm day in August. Nothing is happening, neither saying anything no radio, just the frequent jolts & constant rumblings from the tires’ continuous collisions with the rough dirt road.

James, Brad: ...

-Suddenly in a loud exuberant manner ...

Brad: Woo Hoo!! Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity!

James: ...

-In conspicuous silence James continues to pilot the vehicle, once or twice glancing towards Brad who is still working on coming down from the momentary high of his emotional outburst. They continue their journey; the countenance of the former now notably featuring the taint of ashamedness.

by Vikki Jezebel Blood November 23, 2010

Rooty tooty point and shooty

The English term for a gun.

You have 'alf a moment to wipe that chelsea off your slappy ham or I'll use this 'ere rooty tooty point and shooty to blow it right off!

by Jolly Rodger of Wessexshire May 8, 2011

rooty-poot

A person (usually male) who lacks ability, confidence and/or courage.

That rooty-poot dude can't do anything right!

by Knowledge Doctor April 29, 2008

rooty toot insecure mother fucker

This is a person, man or woman who walks around like they are the shit. This person is an overblown braggart who believes in themselves like some people believe in God. This person is recognized by exaggerated stateliness; and oh so pretentious in speech and manner.

Here comes Dominic again, "sigh" man that guy is one rooty toot insecure mother fucker!

See that chick with the HotGirl license plate? She really believes in her own importance to the male race. Gross!!!

by charlesjamesonIV November 13, 2011

Rooty tooty point 'n' shooty

A different, ney, better word for a gun.

(in a gunpoint robbery)
"he's got a rooty tooty point 'n' shooty!"

by Lydtehsquid October 9, 2018