Field Mouse

Hand in Texas Hold'em, a 5-3 off suit. It's just so tiny.

I thought I had a field mouse, but it turned out they were suited. Way too powerful a hand for the field mouse.

by bs May 13, 2005

Mickey Mouse Cop

Another name for a mall cop or a rent-a-cop. They are about as intimidating as Mickey Mouse would be in a uniform.

Mickey Mouse Cop 1: Hey Bob, look at that man stealing all of that merchandise from the electronics store!

Mickey Mouse Cop 2: Stop with that bullshit Jim, I see TEENAGERS congregating over there.

Mickey Mouse Cops 1: OH SHIT! ENGAGE THE TARGETS!

by RoastBeastMakesForAGoodFeast March 11, 2012

Cock like a mouse's ear

A particularly small penis

That's the last time I date a body-builder! All those big muscles but a cock like a mouse's ear!

by Sally Nips September 27, 2009

Mickey Mouse

An evil mouse that Disney uses to steal money from people.

Disney sent Mickey Mouse to the Simpsons to get people to buy Simpson merchandise.

by Durrunited June 10, 2020

Mickey Mouse Club House

A sex move were 4 dicks are inserted into one ass, male of female. (no relation to the show)

John: Yo guys wanna do a Mickey Mouse Club House on Stephan?

The other 3 guys: Fuck yea!

by MouthBreathersUnited April 25, 2021

modest mouse

Anything big and fat as hell like Issac Brock; lead singer of the now popular band called Modest Mouse.

Man, I ate a whole pizza and when I was done I looked like Modest Mouse!

When that pizza started to digest I knew I was gonna have to grunt out a Modest Mouse turd!

by Tooth February 10, 2005

rusty computer mouse

when a man a woman engage in anal sex. after you pull out, you put a computer mouse in her ass and then in her vagina. after you take it out of her vagina there will be stuff on it that looks like rust

oh shit dude i just gave that bitch a rusty computer mouse

by petarrrrrrrr October 14, 2008