Mickey Mouse Ears

The two flashing light on top of a police car(see also gumball and party hat).

When He noticed the Mickey Mouse ears on the car ahead of him he slowed down.

Mickey Mouse Ears by Light Joker August 27, 2004

Mickey Mouse 

also known as Anal Waxing.

I've really been having a difficult time shaving my butthole. Maybe I should just go get a Mickey Mouse?

Mickey Mouse by TXBoobie May 20, 2010

Field Mouse 

Hand in Texas Hold'em, a 5-3 off suit. It's just so tiny.

I thought I had a field mouse, but it turned out they were suited. Way too powerful a hand for the field mouse.

Field Mouse by bs May 13, 2005

Mickey Mouse Cop 

Another name for a mall cop or a rent-a-cop. They are about as intimidating as Mickey Mouse would be in a uniform.

Mickey Mouse Cop 1: Hey Bob, look at that man stealing all of that merchandise from the electronics store!

Mickey Mouse Cop 2: Stop with that bullshit Jim, I see TEENAGERS congregating over there.

Mickey Mouse Cops 1: OH SHIT! ENGAGE THE TARGETS!

Mickey Mouse Cop by RoastBeastMakesForAGoodFeast March 11, 2012

Cock like a mouse's ear 

A particularly small penis

That's the last time I date a body-builder! All those big muscles but a cock like a mouse's ear!

Cock like a mouse's ear by Sally Nips September 27, 2009

Mickey Mouse 

An evil mouse that Disney uses to steal money from people.

Disney sent Mickey Mouse to the Simpsons to get people to buy Simpson merchandise.

Mickey Mouse by Durrunited June 10, 2020

Mickey Mouse Club House 

A sex move were 4 dicks are inserted into one ass, male of female. (no relation to the show)

John: Yo guys wanna do a Mickey Mouse Club House on Stephan?

The other 3 guys: Fuck yea!

Mickey Mouse Club House by MouthBreathersUnited April 25, 2021