fapping god

A PIECE OF SHIT

I KNOW A FAPPING GOD.

by 84udahbsdka November 9, 2017

fap december

you have to masturbate every day until you die :) but each day one more fap time

My son died during fap december.

by mas2000turbator November 19, 2017

FAP

F. eel
A.

P. enis

Remember, no FAP November, bust a nut December.

by Lost guy2223 December 3, 2017

Fap and Run

A "Fap and run" is similar to a "Hit and run", but you don't hit, you just spray while quickly make your way. This act is highly debated as a theoretical act of a man in front of a situation that is, in a same mesure,equally exciting and frightening.

"Dude did you saw that hoe form the ring... She scares me... - Yeah same, but that booty is fap material, don't know if I should fap or run... -Why not both !"

"I'm so much into guys in uniforms chasing me... -Police ! Stay where your are! Hey What the... Central, we've got a fap and run, suspect is fapping and running"

by AxeInDaFace December 6, 2017

Possible Fap Potential

When a girl ugly but got a nice body and you feel guilty so you don't know if you might fap.

Man that butter face has a nice ass but I would never hit it, I might fap later because she got Possible Fap Potential

by armytim114 December 12, 2017

fap

when a man (or transgender) mastrubates

im gonna go fap at home

by minecrap55 February 15, 2017

Buffalo chicken fap

When you masturbate using hot sauce for lube.

That girl makes my dick hotter than a buffalo chicken fap.

by Babaca_ April 27, 2016