Tom Cruise

Fag scientologist, who jumps on couches, and can't make fun of his religion. he is a horrible actor and the only good movies he has been in is War of the Worlds and Mission Impossible 1, he needs to loosen up and understand that aliens are not controlling us...........god is

Tom Cruise is a homo

by 73849 April 30, 2006

tom anderson

Creator and Founder of MySpace.com. When you join, he automatically becomes your friend, showing why he has 100+ million friends.

Kid #1: I wonder who created MySpace, whoever did is rich.
Kid #2: It's Tom Anderson! He's livin the dream, look how many friends he has.

by the 1 and only j-rod fo sheez July 24, 2006

tom cruise

A mediocre actor and all around whack job who enjoys cult activities, and most definitely loves the cock

*insert anything tom cruise has said in the past 9 months here*

by Odium43 May 28, 2006

talking tom

A talking tom is someone who has no original thoughts and just repeats everything you say right after you say it.

She is such a talking tom. Having a conversation with her is like talking into a digital voice recorder and hitting instant playback.

by Keegols March 20, 2016

Myspace Tom

A lonely man who created myspace in an attempt to make everyone his friend.

Myspace Tom: "Please be my friend!"

by dfsfdsdfsdfku March 21, 2009

tom cruised

the act of manipulation, religious force feeding, and or impregnated and left to be a single parent.

Hey Jennifer!
I heard Kevin Tom Cruised you real, real bad.
Oh well, go change my car oil you cunt

by Christian Hates People who read his name December 20, 2007

Tom Brady

New England Patriots quarterback. Disliked by most men outside of New England not only because he usually spanks their respective teams but also because most of their girlfriends think of Tom Brady during intercourse.

"My girlfriend had three orgasms with me last night,thanks Tom Brady!"

"did you see the colts last night? They looked like a high school ladies football team!Thanks Tom Brady"

by Devon B February 10, 2008