Post Ejaculation Thoughts

A thought or realisation after ejaculation whereby you have, either, random or relevant thoughts due to your mind now thinking clearly without sexual hormones being active.

After sex:
Girl: Hey baby, what you thinking about?
Guy: I was wondering why Woody and Buzz were named after dildos.

Recollection of sex:
Guy 1: Did you have Post Ejaculation Thoughts?
Guy 2: Yeah, I realised I didn't want to be with her.

by Branwell Jäger November 23, 2013

wank trough

Bed in which one masturbates. also called wank-pit or slapmatress

Dick Cheney's bvds are fused to his wank trough.

by shyjason September 5, 2005

You really thought you ate?

It doesn't literally mean you ate something it is said when someone says a comeback that wasn't that good and thought they did something with it.

Did "you really thought you ate?" Sarah with those comebacks?

by Szalover1436 November 1, 2021

you thought

sym. for sike

This person came up to me and asked me for money and i was like "you thought!"

by Kathrine12345 October 19, 2008

hairy trough

An unshaven vagina

Bob... I had a drink from the hairy trough last night,

John... Really where's that pub then

Bob... No mate I mean my birds pussy, I had a quick drink

by mitch00uk April 1, 2015

Crusty Snot Trough

The skid marks on a woman's panties caused by vaginal discharge which tends to dry and look like the combination of both a traditional skid mark and rock candy. Having the slight odor of urine, cum and rotted fish. This is one sign that the female in question has Gash Rash and is someone you may not want to go down on (for fear of growing hair on your tongue) or have sex with (at least not without wearing 10 condoms). Mostly prevalent at raves, strip clubs and Grateful Dead or Phish shows.

I went to the strip club and this dancer asked me to take her home and give it to her good. I was really looking forward to the sex until I pulled her g-string off with my teeth and saw the Crusty Snot Trough on the inside of the material.

by DJ Fuzzynutz January 9, 2011

though

To add more unecessary words to a sentence....though is not really used for much when coming at the end of an already complete sentence.

What up though?

When you coming over though?

His fit was clean though.

by Angeleka September 18, 2003