potato butt 

Combination stank of swamp nuts/twat, unwashed/wiped ass, armpit, dirty socks, road grime and bad breath producing a funk akin to a bag of rotten potatos. Usually associated with truck drivers that have been on the road for extended periods without a shower.

Shop Planner: what the hell is that nasty funky ass smell?
Parts Coordinator: oh, that was potato butt! that driver never takes a shower!

potato butt by Ken Gman March 7, 2008

potato quality

adjective.
Used to describe low quality videos

1:dude did you shot this video with a potato?
2:yeah i agree this video has the worse kind of potato quality

potato quality by awaffleduck September 8, 2014

potato masher

german stick hand grenade

The germans used potato mashers in WWI and WWII

potato masher by The Col. December 4, 2004

potato face 

Someone with an abnormally large forehead, similar to having a potato on it

Wow, shes such a potato face!

potato face by Forshizzles March 27, 2007

potato chaser 

A (typically) Asian woman who only dates caucasian males, typically Americans.

'Li is such a potato chaser, she passed up a date with Akiro for that loser Jake'

potato chaser by Adalius February 13, 2009

Potato Farmer

A simple minded individual. The type of person you find yourself latterly dumbing down what you previously said. Woe to one who thinks deeply, as any conversation can become tricky and aggravating.

Potato farmers are sometimes difficult to spot on sight but can be easily identifiable through observation and interaction. They are generally happier people, since everyone else is robbed of their inner peace due to complex thought.

In a gathering of 3 or more potato farmers, what I like to call a Po-tah-to, an interesting effect occurs. Due to a coriolis like effect, conversation typically turns from confusion to concurrence as everyone involved is fishing in the same pond of understanding. This only occurs however as long as all participants are potato farmers.

"How is it that you were able to accidentaly make a fucking kid, but you can never accidentally make a pizza right."
"What do you mean?"....
"Look... If you wern't such a potato farmer, you'd have taken that pizza off the cardboard first."

Potato Farmer by NoHandlebars April 4, 2015

potato anus 

Somebody who is cranky, irritable, and angry. Often used when one is not on their period but acts like it.

Girl: Fuck you! You're a douche-canoe!
Guy: Its ok, I'll let that slide because of your period.
Girl: I'm not on my period, you jackass!
Guy: Oh, then your just a potato anus!

potato anus by Potato_In_My_Anus December 9, 2012