Minty Sensation

When you’re done brushing your teeth, you use the foam left behind from the toopaste as lubrication as you stick it up your ass.

Dad: Son, what kind of masturbation are you going to try tonight?
Son: I’m going to try a minty Sensation after I brush my teeth!!

by This isn't me November 21, 2017

Mints

Mints are a candy that make you feel minty fresh. They bring people together, and are great presents. They are also very addictive and make your stomach feel slushy if you have too many. They also may cause you to throw up.

Obi: You have a problem with mints.
Chuck: I'm Chuck. Mints are amazing, and at least they aren't drugs.
Obi: True, true.

Person 1: Ay you got mints?
Chuck: Na I don't have any
Person 1: Yes you do, I hear them in your pocket
Chuck: Fine
Person 1: Thank you

Person 1: Here's a bag of mints
Person 2: Damn, thank you bud!
Person 1: No problem!

by yellowpanda May 7, 2018

minty purple

"IF purple was a colour and it chewed gum and drank water then that is what it would look like"
quote on quote de Angélica

Look at her minty purple headphones

by DEEEEE. mmmmmmmm June 8, 2018

Mintballs

Used amongst some youths in the UK as a new and growing codename for cannabis/weed.

Codename came about when trying to be discreet around others such as family etc.

-Yo Ethan those mintballs were dank
Ethan- yeah yeah gotta get more mintballs tomorrow

by RazzasFunBin May 24, 2018

Minty

Cold spicy.

Guy 1: hey remember the one time we smoked that fat menthol backwood?
Guy 2: ya man, that shit was minty as fuck.

by Ledog890 October 20, 2018

Minty

Adjective.
Can be used a synonym to dope or lit

Fam, that meme was minty AF.

by MrMeøw May 14, 2019

Minturn

A terrible math teacher who doesn’t know how to teach, he doesn’t understand what is going on, and he thinks that every one thinks he is 20, yet in reality he is 50.

Wow that new teacher is such a Minturn

by 94627403619463 May 14, 2019