I love you like rlb 

I love you like Rogers loves barnes

Person 1: I love you like rlb

Person 2: what does that mean?

Person 1: uncultured swine,, "I love you like Rogers loves barnes"

Person 2: Rogers? Barnes? Who?

Person 1: honestly do you live under a rock?!? Steve Rogers and bucky barnes (ya know Captain america and his boyfriend with the metal arm)

Person 2: but.. Theyre not together.. Endgame..

Person 1: shut your mouth endgame isn't canon

I love you like rlb by stuckytrashy3000 May 16, 2019

i fucked your mom

something salty 12 year olds say when they get their ass kicked on call of duty

kid: i fucked your mom last night

i fucked your mom by mih naem jeff May 12, 2017

I said Lord 

Used when someone's hairline is so irreversibly receded that you have to resort to sacred prayers to God in an attempt to restore it.

Guy 1: "I prayed for yo hairline 5 times a day like a Muslim. I got down on my knees and I said Lord, hear my prayers. But yo shits so busted that even the Lord turned his back on yo ass."
Guy 2: "No worries. I'll paint it in like LeBron."

I said Lord by bobbybobson68 March 3, 2019

I erased time and leapt past it! 

What King Crimson says after he uses a bullshit ability that lethally kills Buccarati

Diavolo: This is my King Crimson Ablity..
Diavolo: I erased time and leapt past it!
*punches a hole in buccarati's chest*
Viewers: What a load of fucking shit.

I erased time and leapt past it! by You sad human April 2, 2019

I feel you 

The speaker empathizes, agrees with, or understands on a deep and personal level a particular comment made by another; the speaker deeply relates to someone's sentiment. It is not meant literally, conveys no sexual connotation, and is not necessarily a confession the speaker feels romantically toward the person who made the original comment.

After she said, "I hate Mondays", her co-worker responded, "I feel you."

I feel you by ruralthesaurus92 March 31, 2015

i can explain 

a statement used when a situation becomes either undeniably irreversible or utterly impossible to explain due to temporary unfavorable circumstances. Often preceded by the "it's not what it looks like" statement. In other words: you're busted and you can't come up with a good excuse without getting beat up or yelled at.

A girl comes to a guy's house for a visit. They enjoy a good conversation. They turn on the tv. The air conditioner doesn't work so they take off a few items of clothing. They have a friendly fight over the remote and start wrestling on the ground. The guy's overzealous girlfriend walks in to see them holding eachother, nearly half naked on the carpet. The guy is shocked and says "Wait, it's not what it looks like...I can explain."

i can explain by JT the man January 11, 2008

I purple you 

Purple is the last color of the rainbow so it means I will trust and love you for a long time.

I purple you 💜

I purple you by Marguitte August 19, 2019