Pummela Handerson

A nickname given to one's hand when masturbating to make it sound slightly more glorious (i.e. like "Pamela Anderson")

So you went home and scored with Pummela Handerson?

by Spit Blood April 20, 2003

No Handed Gerbil Belt

When you tie a belt around your hands and wrap your dick in the middle, then lift your hands to make your dick slap a chicks face.

Person: If you don't shut up I'll go all No handed gerbil belt on your face!

by Ninjafide June 23, 2007

fag handles

the nice cuts men have on their bodies directing you to their goods. better know as obliques. They are called fag handles because it gives gay men something to hang on the while they are pitching. Hag handles are one of the most attractive things on a man's body to women.

Chelsea: So Andrew posted pics on his myspace and he totally has fag handles.

Laura: OH MY GOD *faints*

by Lawruh March 4, 2008

mop handled

to be so drunk you cant stand up on your own, just like a mop handle won't stand up on it's own.

Marty has fell down three times tonight! He's mop handled!!

by Weazle December 13, 2008

Handkerthief

Someone who has an obsession with handkerchiefs and steals them either from shops or from peoples houses and washing lines

"Greg has so many handkerchiefs - where does he get them from?"
"Beats me - he must be a Handkerthief"

by Hank Achanka June 10, 2008

Handly ManShake

another name for a wank.

discovered when mis-pronouncing manly handshake.

yeh she gave me a proper handly manshake last night.

by Liam MacGregor February 4, 2009

hadley twidwell

Crazy ass bitch who seems shy at first but is wiling to try anything or anyone

That Hadley Twidwell was the life of the party.

by anonymous <3<3<3 December 13, 2013