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It doesn't matter in the dark.

Among gay men, an acknowledgment that one is aroused by a third party's physique and/or certain body parts while simultaneously being turned off by other physical characteristics
"Did you see that guy in the locker room with the ten-inch dick? Too bad he was so ugly! Oh well, it doesn't matter in the dark."
by r2lee July 24, 2009
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the datz does sells

when a black young male that is your friend does a little white girl who is ugly. he has sex with her untill her pussy turns brown.
Mike the black kid just did the datz does sells to that ugly bitch Kortney. Why wont he learn to stop doin that to white girls?
by nick lafarca August 1, 2006
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One...two...three...*CRUNCH*
It is a sentence...........but OK. how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop
by Sparkle355 June 9, 2017
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Does someone have a dead bird in his pocket?

Catchphrase used when someone's laid a really horrifically smelly fart. Taken from German with the same meaning.
Does someone have a dead bird in his pocket? Peeeeeyouuuu, it really stinks here! Take that guy to the hospital!
by pentozali August 28, 2006
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okie dokes

rated-G euphemism for ample breasts, funbags, breasticles, jugs, etc.
"Check out the okie dokes on that piece of ass over there!"
"Damn right, boy, you know you want get smothered by these okie dokes!"
by Faye Valentine May 26, 2003
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does not scrap her teeth

when a woman is talented at performing oral sex.

to suction without making contact with the pearly whites
wow! she's cute and she doesn't scrap her teeth, I'm in love!
by miracle monkey boy September 2, 2005
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A Gentleman Doesn't Kiss And Tell

An expression used by a self-conscious dude who wants his friends to think he got laid. Generally used right after a date or when asked if said guy has ever rolled in the hay.
Jimmy: "Hey man did you f*ck her last night?"
Carl: "A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell"
Jimmy: "P*ssy"
by DieZelBag August 13, 2015
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