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diet spread

when you're really hungry but you're too busy lying down to get food
person 1: I'm hungry
person 2: then get some food!
person 1: no... I'm doing the diet spread
by Dumbskateremo March 23, 2024
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DIET EPIC NGL

PLEASE HELP ME IM ON A DIET

-DIET

MORAL: DIET
IM ON A DIET EPIC NGL HELP END ME.
by DIETDIETDEIT July 9, 2022
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Diet Coke

The code word for playing poker. This word is used on high school golf trips, so that the coach doesn’t understand what you are trying to do.
Hey Colin, want some Diet Coke when we get back to the room.
by Ruthirsty June 25, 2022
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Labubu diet

a diet averaging over 100 g of sugar a day.

a niche term coined by controversial reaction YouTuber "Goatis"
"Holy labubu diet" term sparsely used in comment sections
by Damswagg567 November 23, 2025
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Diet Alpha

A man who performs toughness and dominance online while melting down over strangers’ opinions; all the posturing of an “alpha,” with none of the substance. Usually they adopt the language and attitude of hyper-masculinity without the confidence, competence, or self-control typically associated with it. Instead they opt for an approach which mistakes volume for authority, cruelty for wit, and outdated talking points for independent thought.

A common tell of a Diet Alpha is loud certainty and fragile ego, often compelled to insert itself into unrelated discussions and respond defensively to criticism it mistakenly interprets as personal.

Note: this is not to be confused with a true alpha, who rarely feels called out by, or compelled to comment on, matters not involving him.
A true alpha would’ve scrolled past; Andrew, the Diet Alpha, took it personally and wrote a manifesto.
by Bull of Jax December 23, 2025
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