old chook

Your mother.
Non-derrogatory.

"My old chook harked me for not having getting a job."

by Diego November 5, 2003

Kay cook

Kay cook is a amazing beautiful girl.Yes she may have made some mistakes with Zach Herron.Yet everyone makes mistakes.She’s also a very good singer.

Kay cook sings very well.
I love Kay Cook’s new ep.

by Handle_it April 18, 2020

cookbook

A slang term for vagina often used in hip-hop music.

I'll bring the whip whoop, you bring your cookbook
And I'll fix that stuff up, everything will look good

by jyo January 15, 2006

Dane Cook

A comedian who everyone who is under 5 years old thinks is effing hiliairous whereas Daniel Tosh is clearly funnier.

Random Person On The Street: Omg Lolz! Dane Cook is so funny!!
Me: Wow you're a dumbass.

^^ My opinion is the Morgan Freeman of the opinion world.

by Morgan Porterfield Freeman Jr. February 15, 2009

kyle cook

A sexy muthafucka one who is exquisite in bed and if you get the chance to do him take. He can be a loyal and helpful friend always polite and very energetic. A manly man, one who makes bear grills look like a teenager a real competitor it the older attractive feature. If you can be friends with this guy well then your winning.

Wow! I love your beard, you look like a kyle cook, lets go sleep together.

by DefinetheTide June 22, 2014

Dane Cook

In my opinion, Dane Cook is the funniest man currently alive. Dane Cook is a stand-up comedian and a Massachusetts native. He is best known for his real-life antics and for his notorious hand gesture the Super Finger, normally shortened to Su-Fi. One of his most recent performances, and my all-time favorite was the Dane Cook: Vicious Circle HBO Special. He is also know for a game he started entitled "Who's In My Mouth?"

Dane Cook- "...And then you get that tap, that sudden just- tap. And who is it? You turn to see who it is, and who is it? The World! The World is behind you saying, 'Uh, yeah, hi. In case you haven't noticed, I'm the fucking world. And, in case you don't know... You're gonna cry."

by Matt N.us December 5, 2006

crooked

The real name of a wireless carrier with "unlimited" plans.
Stay away from them, you don't even get what you pay for.
Reception is a joke, sound it's awful, the phones break in no time and customer service is one of the worst in the nation.
Just say "No" to Cricket

Hey, isn't that a Crooked phone? you look so stupid with it.

by SaynotoCrooked July 7, 2010