Harked

When you get invited out to plans with the boys with 1 friend arriving an hour late and your friend doesn’t show up.

I’m at IHOP in Alaska where is everyone? I just got HARKED!

Harked by MoofliMan January 23, 2023

Harkees 

Canadian term for nice male breasts. Large saggy male boobs caused by weight gain and arrogance.

Damn did you see those Harkees? They are bigger than grapefruits, eh?

Harkees by Slick4557 May 19, 2023

Hanked 

Getting blind drunk on a school night, usually a Wednesday.

Wow, Mon got totally Hanked last night, she literally threw up in her mouth a little....

Hanked by Thehankcode April 3, 2019

Van Harted 

When one makes a spectacular "roast" or "burn" in class. Named after the infamous deified journalist, guitarist, and teacher, Adam Van Hart.
Typically followed by the entirety of the word exclaiming in perfect unison, "Ooooh, you just got Van Harted!"

Student: Hey, Mr. Van Hart! I think you made a mistake here.
Mr. Van Hart: I was just learning from your parents.
Rest of World: Ooooh, you just got Van Harted!

Van Harted by Pizza Pie December 2, 2016

Harled 

To be fooled or scammed.

I thought for sure I had the magician cornered, but I was harled when he vanished into a puff of smoke.

Harled by boogabuuga April 25, 2023

hacked off 

pissed off, angry, frustrated.

What's the matter with Bob, he sounds hacked off?

hacked off by acunninglinguist June 27, 2005

horked on 

To spit on someone in game disrespectfully. (Mostly used in fortnite and Elite cord.)

Player 1: That kid is so bad he just got horked on.

Player 2: Fuckin shitter!

horked on by Benciaga on Twitter April 19, 2020