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Tonk

To tonk a girl using your penis means you stand in front of her and swinging you hips smack her in the face with your penis, which makes a "tonk" sound.
Chris wanted a sandwich and Jane was reading, so he stood over her tonking her in the face with his penis til she got irritated and gave in and made him one.
by Orcoangel May 29, 2007
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tOnk3r

tOnk3r is a man. He is an English man.
tOnk3r can be found at various locations around the net preaching his word and spreading the light.

He is best known for finding your mistakes and punishing you for being so careless.
ooh my, tOnk3r has fucked my site up.

tOnk3r is great

i wish i was tOnk3r
by tOnk3r September 20, 2004
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tornado

an illegal form of live pornographic theatre characterized by a lone female masturbating or engaging in sexual intercourse with a man or several men at once.
Wow. did you see that girl's tornado last night?
by Kellzen February 26, 2009
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Tarrytown Tornado

When Lynda Smith laughs too hard, thus snotting all over her face.
Turley: "Ew! My boss pulled a Tarrytown Tornado at lunch today!"
by Turley April 1, 2005
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honky tonk

A term meaning homosexual,Gay,rectum ranger,craftly butcher,etc that alot of old people use.
''bleeding honky tonks licking each others rectums''
by Bevelee June 9, 2005
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honky tonk

most of my friends.. and lots of wiggers
by Mike toddddd March 11, 2005
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tonks

a guy with a short memeory and an even small penis
i had a friend and he was a fucking tonks
by gizmo February 23, 2004
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