Safety Tip

the act that is committed when you, or a group of friends, goes to a restaurant (or a place of equal eating status) and at the end of the meal, you or your patrons leaves a few extra dollars on the tip in an effort to not look cheap and occassionally give the server more than they deserved, sometimes resulting in the lack of mandatory money to participate in later events that same day.

Jim: Are you going to the movie with us?
Joe: No, i dont have enough money because i did too much "safety tipping" at the bar.
Jim: Bummers!

by Drumbelievable August 20, 2009

Safety Mark

A word to describe that you have prepared yourself readily for the event ahead.

Tom and Benny had to go for camp. As they were leaving the house...

Tom: Are you ready to go?

Benny: Obviously.. I have Safety Marked a thousand times just now!

Tom: Ok, lets go!

by SafetyMark November 25, 2009

Safety Paper

The toilet paper you place in the toilet if there isn't already something covering the water. To reduce splash.

"No matter how fast I'm rushing to take a poo, I always have time to lay down some safety paper, so I don't get splashed."

by steezeMcbean August 17, 2011

Safety Goggles

When someone has on sunglasses for the sole purpose of looking at tits.

Guy 1: Nice shades.

Guy 2: These? They're just my safety goggles.

by S.E.D. November 22, 2011

Safety deposit box

When you fart in someone's drawer, close it, and then sneakliy tell him/her that you left a deposit and that he/she should pick it up postehaste.

Yo, G, I left you something in the safety deposit box, you should go check it out. I think you'll find it...enchanting. `

by MercuryRetro November 24, 2011

safety hawk

A haircut associated with goths and punks, shaved on the sides and long on top. Thus the wearing of the mowhawk is optional, unlike a short traditional hawk, as the long part can come down to cover the shaved areas. The term "safety" is used for two reasons-- you don't risk poking anyone in the eye in the pit, and you have the option to look more mainstream at your job/funerals/family events, etc.

Boris Rager decided to go to law school so he grew out his warhawk into a safety hawk.

by death doctor September 24, 2012

safetied

The act of subtly securing one's seatbelt while the person is passed out. Can be done in a car, bus, or airplane.

Allan safetied Eugene on the way back to the hotel

by getshot007 December 30, 2012