safetied

The act of subtly securing one's seatbelt while the person is passed out. Can be done in a car, bus, or airplane.

Allan safetied Eugene on the way back to the hotel

safetied by getshot007 December 30, 2012

Safetid 

Combination of safe and didn't die

"I parked on a gopher hole after riding the edge of the mountain all day. Now we are all safetid."

Safetid by Lara Hulm October 6, 2022

Safetid 

Combination of safe and didn't die

"We got down the side of the mountain and I parked on a gopher hole. We are safetid."

Safetid by Lara Hulm October 6, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008