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Ancient Mariner

An uncommon sex act described as follows. "An Ancient Mariner begins when you're having doggie style sex which culminates in an ejaculatory climax onto your partner's back. When she (or he) turns around to tell you what an awesome job you did, you throw a bowl of clam chowder in their face." Also known as "The Reverse Houdini"
I could not give Jill an Ancient Mariner because she's allergic to Clam Chowder.
by John Glenn September 16, 2008
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Marinating

Marinating is the act of tenderizing the buns at the club in order to prepare them for eventual coitus. Also a soon-to-be dance craze.
"Yo, I've been marinating this chick all night, it's time to take the buns to the crib and smash."
by Takeospikes February 20, 2009
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Marine

I shoot, but i dont know what I'm doing here, I'm a marine
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marinate your ribs

1. An expression used to indicate your desire that one should hold a fart.
Don't fart in the car man just marinate your ribs.
by Fowler January 20, 2005
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Marines

Bunch of retarded,overrated dumb asses who used to throw up their hands when they see the Japanese Army.
The Marines surrendered at Wake Island,Guam, Corregidor,and the U.S. Embassy in Peking
by Anthony009R July 29, 2008
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marine natural resources

An animal or group of animals that exists within the marine habitat
by Jeff February 11, 2004
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marin kitagawa

i literally have no idea about this girl, shes from an anime and she has big boobs and thighs🤷 ♂️idek
"my homeboy just cummed on his marin kitagawa bodypillow and i sent it to his family groupchat LOL"
by Signori December 8, 2022
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