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BLOBJECT 

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BLOBJECT

Designed object styled by an expired trend of morally turpid purpose. FORM-OVER-FUNCTION-and-PURPOSE. Endemic if not emblematic of the Bush/Chenney era of 'Bubble' economies and baseless wars. This style came about without deep reazoning, solely because it could by way of technology. Conceived under the false and misguided precept that "design could bring stories to life".

Characterized by the advent of faster rendering and 3D applications which allowed to execute visions of the 50's modernity, except with out the inherent reasoning that makes timeless useful classics and trully beautiful objects. Like a bubble, this style has gone bust.

Blobject also invokes the bloated state of our environment whence humans keep on gorging on superficially conceived stuff and piling that useless stuff on top of useless stuff. Blobjects upon blobjects..
"I bought those expensively re-styled new Birkenstocks and they turned out to be more useless, pretentious blobjects".
BLOBJECT by Karbon April 27, 2009
Word of the Day on November 9, 2024
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sweetie wife

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Scottish word.......Sweetie-wife: n. purveyor of gossip. A man who likes to gossip. A man who is in the affairs of women.
There's an auld man doon oor street an he's a richt auld sweetie wife .
sweetie wife by Bleather January 26, 2011
Word of the Day on November 8, 2024

Screaming Barfies 

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A term used mostly by ice climbers to describe the feeling of having your hands go numb only to come back to feeling with extreme pain. The terminology coming from when your hands are coming back to feeling you want to scream and barf at the same time.
I was climbing that sick WI5 but when I got to the top I had a nasty case of the screaming barfies.
Screaming Barfies by nthpro January 20, 2007
Word of the Day on November 7, 2024

Oh Brother 

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Winnie the Poohs equivalent to "Mother Fucking Shit"
Oh Brother, we're out of Honey.
Oh Brother by tastybitch69 November 12, 2012
Word of the Day on November 6, 2024

Sanctuary 

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This is sanctuary from the evil of this dictionary. You may use it as you like.
Guy 1: Thank you for this sanctuary.

Me: You are welcome
Sanctuary by Shaggy, man! November 3, 2020
Word of the Day on November 5, 2024

Self care 

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Doing acid and yelling at the moon naked
Me and my friend are going camping, we’re gonna have some Self care time if you know what I mean
Self care by anonymous September 15, 2020
Word of the Day on November 4, 2024

Squinny 

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Chipmunk: word used in Des Moines area
There's a squinny living under my porch
Squinny by anonymous September 15, 2020
Word of the Day on November 3, 2024
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