TURD BURGLAR

Someone who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments can occur when taking a poop at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact. This should not be confused with an Uncle Ted.

So there I was, minding my own business in the crapper, when some dude came out of nowhere and Turd Burgled me. I started coughing hoping to alert him of my presence, but the Turd Burglar just wouldn't stop trying to get into the stall. Needless to say, it was a terrifying experience.

TURD BURGLAR by noahat May 5, 2009

burger king'd 

A term for rape because someone 'had it their way'.

That chick totally got burger king'd at a college party.

burger king'd by Alicia October 2, 2004

turd burgular 

a big raving gayboy who loves taking and receiving other peoples bum love.

ure a fucking turd burgular, go lick my brown star you fool!

turd burgular by ozzy July 8, 2004

tard burger 

a burger concocted by a handicapped individual that works in a fast food joint. Note: The burger is either the total opposite of what you wanted and/or gnarly looking.

Mike-Dude, that retard screwed up my order! It's the total opposite of what I wanted!
Manda-Ha you got the freakin' tard burger!

tard burger by manda[euphoria] June 27, 2008

nuke-a-burger 

or nuke-a-burger franchise. Another name for McDonalds. Named so, for their use of microwave ovens. Nuke means to heat in a microwave oven.

Hey, lets find a nuke-a-burger and get something to eat.

nuke-a-burger by jp February 4, 2004

Chard To A Crisp Burger 

From Bob's Burgers: a specialized burger that comes with Swiss chard

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Chard To A Crisp Burger, it's served with Swiss chard!"

Chard To A Crisp Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Edamame Dearest Burger

A burger that comes with edamame

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Edamame Dearest Burger, you should try it!"

Edamame Dearest Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018