B. Wrecks

Short for Botoxasaurus Wrecks. Refers to a particular kind of woman. She is late 40s to early 50s in age, but dresses like a teenager. She has had some sort of cosmetic "enhancement" that makes her body look unnatural in proportion. B. Wrecks is perma-tanned, wears sunglasses indoors, and treats those around her as if they were less than dirt. Prances around on high heels (even when going to the drug store) and carries her Louis Vuitton/Coach/Dooney & Bourke bag in the crook of her elbow, forcing her posture into that of the T. Rex.

"If that B. Wrecks doesn't get off her damned cell phone when I'm ringing her out, I'm going to slap her - and her little dog, too."

"So pathetic to see a B. Wrecks in the rain. I'm sure she's sad that she looks like a zebra now, but you sure can't tell from her expression."

by lautaylo March 30, 2010

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Wrekt

When you take a point in Overwatch and the other team Diva bombs you, or a Phara says “Justice rains from above”.

Bro, as soon as we were about to win the other team popped off, we got wrekt.

by Kiddtacular March 16, 2019

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Wrecked Yourself

When you crapped your pants and that has the effect of ruining your reputation or your "cred."

"Oh no! My rental tuxedo!" shouted Kelvin after he crapped his pants during his own wedding.

"You just wrecked yourself!" yelled best man Paul Ray David.

"King Wins!" muttered Jeffery.

by Paul Ray David September 14, 2011

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wrecked

The status of a women after she has had kids.

Dude, I might hit it, but no way am I dating a woman who is wrecked.

by ebel December 3, 2007

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shit wrecked

the term referring to a high school student after they have gotten there ass kicked

if theo doesn't quit talking shit to the varsity football team he is going to get his shit wrecked. he should listen to his Arabian fuck body mihali and quit talking shit. he should be concerned about his saftey.

by Timmayyy December 15, 2008

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