creamy waffle

When you ejaculate into a waffle maker, close the lid , then cook for 5 minutes .

I served my mom creamy waffles in bed, Christmas morning.

by Blackkmac October 13, 2016

Cleveland Waffle

It's when you shit on your woman's stomach and smack it with a racket. After affect is the the poo looking like a waffle after being smacked

My girl wanted to do something naughty last night last night, so I gave her a Cleveland Waffle.

by BadManGabe September 14, 2019

the sandman waffle

when your fucking a chick in the ass while shes giving your buddy a blowjob then you both pull out and jizz in and around her mouth

man you just got the sandman waffle

by scotty and austin February 19, 2009

Belgium Meat Waffle

To eat a nasty, flappy, and worn out vagina covered in maple syrup.

She said, "he gave the greatest Belgium Meat Waffle in the World."

by Shannonbeaman April 14, 2014

russian cum waffle

When your fucking a chick and she shits on your waffle and it makes you cum on the waffle and you now have the breakfeast.

My girlfirend asked me for a russian cum waffle in the morning so i gave it to her.

by 2pptoulchs May 5, 2018

Alabama hot waffle

The combination of the Alabama hot pocket, and waffle stomp. Where the male significant other defecates into the females vagina, and continuously presses it down, forcefully, with his foot.

“Oh my god my boy friend and I tried to do a Alabama hot waffle last night... we both showered for over an hour afterwards.”

by Yeller teller January 8, 2021

Cleveland hot waffle

The act of shitting on a women’s chest and then smacking the pile of shit with a tennis racket

The bitch got out of control, so I gave her a good ‘ol Cleveland hot waffle to shut her up

by Funnygirlincanada March 31, 2019