Utensilist

Someone who has a hatred or intolerance towards a specific utensil. Sporks are the most common victims of utensilists.

"I hate sporks, they aren't good as a fork OR a spoon"

"You UTENSILIST. I can't believe you. If you can't learn to accept all kinds of utensils, we're through."

by whatsonmymind August 30, 2009

Utility Designer

A Utility Designer is a web designer who is an expert in many areas of design, coding and online marketing.

WOW, he can design, code and market the website, he's a utility designer!

by Etomco July 4, 2010

uterine jewelry

an intrauterine contraceptive device (iud)

I'm going to the box doc today for my annual uterine jewelry inspection.

by gefion October 18, 2010

Uterpenis

A fictional penis that can function as a womb; a combination of a penis and a uterus. Impregnated by a woman by unknown means.

Childbirth is extraordinarily painful.

When asked how he could be carrying his girlfriend's child, Damien replied that it was in his uterpenis.

by Astral Kepeire April 12, 2011

utility player

a player who plays more than one position

that shortstop/first baseman is a good utility player

by stoof August 11, 2014

utly

When something is so ugly that the word ugly isn't even the appropriate term to describe it.

"Boy how'd yo mama let you leave the house? You so utly!"

by SteveFromBluesClues April 8, 2015

Uterus Liberation Day

Another way to wish someone a happy birthday. The anniversary of being liberated from your mother's uterus.

Happy Uterus Liberation Day!

by Darth Cyndal November 8, 2015