by moremashpotatoes June 2, 2020
Get the kiddy poolmug. /drɒp ðə kudzu ɒf ət ðə pu l/
phr. v. (slang, humorous, vulgar)
1. To defecate; to go to the toilet for a bowel movement.
2. To engage masturbation, until climax, into a toilet.
Etymology: Figurative and euphemistic expression popularized in late 20th-century American slang. The “kids” metaphorically represent faeces, and the “pool” the toilet bowl. Usage reflects a broader tradition of humorous circumlocutions for defecation. Modern day usage developed into a meaning for self-relief, for either healthy bowel movements or acts of self love.
phr. v. (slang, humorous, vulgar)
1. To defecate; to go to the toilet for a bowel movement.
2. To engage masturbation, until climax, into a toilet.
Etymology: Figurative and euphemistic expression popularized in late 20th-century American slang. The “kids” metaphorically represent faeces, and the “pool” the toilet bowl. Usage reflects a broader tradition of humorous circumlocutions for defecation. Modern day usage developed into a meaning for self-relief, for either healthy bowel movements or acts of self love.
by anonymous August 21, 2025
Get the drop the kids off at the poolmug. by baconbob6969 March 3, 2022
Get the Ethan Poolemug. some bitch that walks into a bar, grabs the wrisp of the nearest guy and leads him a pool table, strips completely naked and rides his cock then fucks another 10 to 15 guys with with the entire place watching
pool table Betty walked in the the bar and lead some random dude back to a table and fucked the shit out him and then took it in the ass from 10 more guys.
by erwtqw March 21, 2008
Get the pool table bettymug. Wallowing in a situation that you created and could easily get yourself out of while also trying to make others miserable to make yourself feel better (trying to drag them into the pool as well).
Sam: Have you talked to Rick recently?
Tom: Not really, he's been even more of a jerk since his girlfriend broke up with him. Every time I try, he just makes me feel bad about something. I know he's upset, but he's just trying to make me feel to feel better about himself.
Sam: Sounds like he's swimming in a pool of his own piss and trying to drag you in.
Tom: Not really, he's been even more of a jerk since his girlfriend broke up with him. Every time I try, he just makes me feel bad about something. I know he's upset, but he's just trying to make me feel to feel better about himself.
Sam: Sounds like he's swimming in a pool of his own piss and trying to drag you in.
by pebisibepis April 6, 2023
Get the swimming in a pool of his own pissmug. When the loads of all the ternage boys in the YMCA pool coagulate and chemically harden over the years to create actual pearls that you step on and hurt your feet while walking around in said pool.
by Johnny B from AZ August 1, 2018
Get the pool pearlsmug. Pool moms are moms at the pool, with or without their kids. You'll find them in the shallow end, perched on the side, or "graduated" to a lounge chair. They might be swim team moms, swim lesson moms, or free swim moms. Either way, they visit the pool to refill their cups and keep their kids engaged in a healthy activity. Swimming demands energy, and that means a better night of sleep and a happier child; what mother doesn't want that? Swimming is both a life skill and a lifelong skill, and once you know how, it opens countless possibilities for other sports, like surfing, sailing, and scuba diving. It's no wonder so many parents find themselves identifying with this role. Welcome to the club!
by tsp808 February 24, 2023
Get the Pool Mommug.