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Trail of Tears

The line of perspiration left by swamp ass when an individual scoots off a plastic chair
Dude, my chair is soaked, at least Andrew Jackson had the decency to clean up his Trail of Tears!
by Pissbaby#1 November 9, 2020
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Skid Tears

Tears of a script kiddie. These are the people who troll hacker forums. They are bored and threaten to boot other people offline with the scripts they find on pastebin. They often go to other forums and beg for help to get the script working. Often they'll beg their parents for money for an extra VPS to run the scripts on. They generally commit suicide within a year of becoming a skid.
"i promise not to be a dumb skid"
If they say that they are a dumb skid, and cry skid tears when they cant get into the pentagram
by uwumaster69_420 May 13, 2020
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Techno-Tear

Strong emotional response to techno music resulting in happy tears and/or crying.
I remember being on the main stage of Movement watching Hawtin close out Saturday thinking to myself, I bet I could walk right out behind one of those monitors and sit down right next to one of the stage crew and no one would say anything. I later told this to my friend running the festival only for him to say I should have. I shed a very happy techno-tear that day. Was surreal.
by listen_to_detroit_techno May 18, 2020
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Tear milking

Making yourself cry to relieve your body of excess emotions.
Person 1: I just sat and watched the most emotional Grey's Anatomy scenes.
Person 2: Dude, you're tear milking.
Person 1: Well I feel better now.
by Mads 🤙 July 7, 2020
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tear apart my truck in the toilet

Rough gay anal sex with a muscular guy on the receiving end.
I hate being sick, it really throws off my plans to tear apart my truck in the toilet.
by JP knows best October 22, 2020
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hotdog tears

When you make an ejaculation emoji on IOS and your android friends see something else.
She asked me what I wanted to do and I sent her 🥖💦 and she said hotdog tears
by EasyEzz September 30, 2017
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tearing the carpet out of the closet

When a queer woman performs oral sex on a straight girl.
I wish I could go on dates with women who know they're into women. Until then I guess I'm just stuck tearing the carpet out of the closet.
by Carpe_Panton March 18, 2017
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