gin tears

The soul crushing depression and guilt that grips you the morning after the night before. A hangover of such monumental proportions that although you want to cry, your poor dehydrated body can only produce one solitary oily gin-scented tear. see oily gin tears

He woke, with gummed-up eyelids and fiery mouth and a back that seemed to be broken. Two gin tears trickled down the sides of his nose.

by keenytn1 December 23, 2008

Rittenhouse Tears

Similar to crocodile tears. A display of emotion and anguish that is clearly faked, because there are no actual tears.

"That guy didn't care about what he did, that wasn't real, those were Rittenhouse Tears!"

by VictimofGLaDOS November 13, 2021

tearpurge

TEARPURGE noun When for no apparent reason, or even for a very specific reason, a person bursts into a crying spell, (tears dropping in bucketfulls, rolls of paper towells consumed) lasting anywhere from 30 seconds to many hours, ultimately leaving the person feeling cleansed and refreshed with joy.

While attending her fathers golf outing, Princess Marianna was quickly reminded of her childhood pet rabbit BUNNYBALL and burst out into a tearpurge, with all spectators' eyes quickly shifting from golf tournament to her.

by stellar60 April 18, 2010

Tears of reflection

Tears Of Reflection is a 5 piece post-hardcore/screamo band from South Wales, U.K. The band consists of Dual vocalists ( 1 screamer, and 1 normal singer) a bassist, a guitarist, and a drummer.

In 2011 the band are playing festivals such as greenbelt, and Rheola festival.

Tears of reflection to play greenbelt 2011

by Joe-ftw December 14, 2010

Tearini

Tearini is the most amazing person ever! She may seem quiet but she soo isnt! Once you take the time to get to know her she is one of the best people you will ever meet and sooo PRETTY! She is funny and nice and a party er all at the same time! She is always there for you and makes you laugh. She is the best person you will ever meet, if your lucky enough to

If she look sexy ,, She's a Tearini !

by LilyAnne October 8, 2013

teardrop fart

Is a type word pussies use to describe sibling fart sounds

Justin do you have teardrop farts?

by dusted_dusted February 19, 2015

tearing trifecta

When three guys have penises above 7.243 inches and penetrate the anal cavity without lube.

Girl: Hello
3 guys: Are you ready for the tearing trifecta?
Girl: What?
3 guys: Prepare your anus.

by Analpenetrator96 March 21, 2016