tearpurge 

TEARPURGE noun When for no apparent reason, or even for a very specific reason, a person bursts into a crying spell, (tears dropping in bucketfulls, rolls of paper towells consumed) lasting anywhere from 30 seconds to many hours, ultimately leaving the person feeling cleansed and refreshed with joy.

While attending her fathers golf outing, Princess Marianna was quickly reminded of her childhood pet rabbit BUNNYBALL and burst out into a tearpurge, with all spectators' eyes quickly shifting from golf tournament to her.

tearpurge by stellar60 April 18, 2010

Textpurger 

1. Someone who uses texting to clear up any ill feeling one may be experiencing, or to clear their conscience.
2. To make right with someone using texting.

1. I needed to textpurge Rose because In just had a feeling she was upset with me due to something I had said the other night.
2. After finally being able to textpurge Kati I was able to relax in the hot tub.
3. Textpurging with Cindi has been therapeutic to our sex lives.
4. Textpurges with my bro has a way of making arrangement dates.
5. I know this one textpurger who always is looking out for my well-being.

Textpurger by jaymoz June 15, 2014

teapurse 

the female version of teabagging

She teapursed that noob who fell and died after he cheated last game.

teapurse by trumpisyuge April 28, 2021