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Scoremitory

The place in which you take a girl to "score" via sexual acts. Usually a college/university dormitory.
Chris: I saw you take Jenny back to your scoremitory last night
Steve: Yup.
Chris: Howd you do?
Steve: Walked out with 6 points.
Chris: 6 Points!? Is that even possible?
Steve: It's called the hummingbird my friend.
by BEUKS! March 4, 2009
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Shareanoia

Noun
a mental condition characterized by delusions that any type of human interaction that doesn't involve a transaction or monetary exchange is ,or will lead to, communism and or socialism.
Sean has severe shareanoia , he gave me $10 just for playing Xbox with him, and $5 for using my bathroom.
by butterscotchstallion December 18, 2009
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Share.avi

Made by the same company behind 2girls1cup, running over an hour long it is basically the worst thing the internet has ever conceived. It pretty much makes the previously mentioned video look like Dora the Explorer. Expect feces, vomit, shitting into someones arse, them shitting it into someone else and about a thousand things you never wanted to see. EVER.
"Dude, check this out"
"What is it?"
"It's called the Share.avi.."
"oh, ok... (60minutes later)
DEAR GOD WHY?!"
*scratches off face and dies in corner*
by ReallyRegretful March 25, 2011
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Share blip

Hitting the 'share with social network' button when you meant to hit something completely different.
I was just zooming in to see the hideous floral embroidery on a pair of over sized granny knickers and wondering who on earth would buy such an item, when I accidently made a hideous share blip.
by kerfoofle April 8, 2011
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Scoretown

Noun. Highest form of accomplishment above all else. Usually said hand in hand with "winning"
(Just got a victory point in settlers of catan to win the game)
-Largest army, longest road, hidden VP..."Scoretown!"
by Sweetmelody April 28, 2013
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scorehole

That one idiot who keeps messing up the scoreboard in basketball
"Hey, home is supposed to have 10 points, not 5!"
"What a scorehole"
by Setro2 November 22, 2013
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share chapstick

A phrase used to imply one's desire to touch lips with another persons' lips.
Mario looked at Dirty Di's lips longingly and asked, "So... uh, you wanna share chapstick or what?"
by Møtørbøatër July 5, 2015
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