kerfoofle's definitions

Geeksumer

Someone who who buys the latest gadget/software then posts a speedily written (or filmed) review of the product simply in order to look cool to his or her geek friends.
Geek-consumer.

"Joe1978 is such a geeksumer, he hadn't even taken the wrapper off before he filmed his 'in-depth review'

by kerfoofle November 5, 2010

Machinimatographer

Alternative to machinimator most often used by Second Life film makers.
Derived from Machinima and cinematography
A person who makes machinima movies.

Insertyourownnamehere is such a wonderful machinimatographer, she has won many awards and has many fans.

by kerfoofle November 8, 2010

Grannyarse

A bottom, rear-end, arse, ass which has drooped over time.

The tattoo on her grannyarse was so stretched out of shape that is could only be read by someone with lemon shaped corneas

by kerfoofle November 5, 2010

UV Slapping

The kind of UV (texture) mapping created as an afterthought in a 3d model.

There was so much UV slapping on the Princess Diana model that when I rescaled her Peter Pan Collar she wound up with three eye brows.

by kerfoofle April 8, 2011

Wonkvert

The act of completely messing up a file, 3d model, text formatting or any other item by converting a document or file from one type to another.

When I finally found a file type that the program would accept, the model was so wonkverted that it looked like a three legged gnome whose head had suddenly exploded.

by kerfoofle April 8, 2011

Crash Party

Ironic, a non-party which develops in virtual worlds when avatars are thrown awkwardly together at random due to being redirected to a hub site during a teleport malfunction.

I was trying to teleport up to my skybox and I wound up at a crash party with three giant lizards and a naked gnome.

by kerfoofle November 8, 2010

Share blip

Hitting the 'share with social network' button when you meant to hit something completely different.

I was just zooming in to see the hideous floral embroidery on a pair of over sized granny knickers and wondering who on earth would buy such an item, when I accidently made a hideous share blip.

by kerfoofle April 8, 2011