Definitions by kerfoofle

Share blip 

Hitting the 'share with social network' button when you meant to hit something completely different.

I was just zooming in to see the hideous floral embroidery on a pair of over sized granny knickers and wondering who on earth would buy such an item, when I accidently made a hideous share blip.

Share blip by kerfoofle April 8, 2011

UV Slapping

The kind of UV (texture) mapping created as an afterthought in a 3d model.

There was so much UV slapping on the Princess Diana model that when I rescaled her Peter Pan Collar she wound up with three eye brows.

UV Slapping by kerfoofle April 8, 2011

Wonkvert 

The act of completely messing up a file, 3d model, text formatting or any other item by converting a document or file from one type to another.

When I finally found a file type that the program would accept, the model was so wonkverted that it looked like a three legged gnome whose head had suddenly exploded.

Wonkvert by kerfoofle April 8, 2011

Craig 

Someone who consistently marks or scores lowers than those around him (or her), and saves their '10s' or perfect scores for very rare occasions.
Ref: Craig Revel Horwood, a judge on the popular UK TV show, 'Strictly Come Dancing'.

He said my report could have been better written, but I think he was just being a bit of a Craig.

Craig by kerfoofle November 26, 2010

Machinimatographer 

Alternative to machinimator most often used by Second Life film makers.
Derived from Machinima and cinematography
A person who makes machinima movies.

Insertyourownnamehere is such a wonderful machinimatographer, she has won many awards and has many fans.

Machinimatographer by kerfoofle November 8, 2010

machinimator 

A person who make machinima movies.

This is the most common current usage, however historically, machinimist was popular, and the word machinimatographer is more likely to be used for second life machinimators

Machinimators use a variety of games engines and specialist tools to create their films.

machinimator by kerfoofle November 8, 2010

Crash Party

Ironic, a non-party which develops in virtual worlds when avatars are thrown awkwardly together at random due to being redirected to a hub site during a teleport malfunction.

I was trying to teleport up to my skybox and I wound up at a crash party with three giant lizards and a naked gnome.

Crash Party by kerfoofle November 8, 2010