poser

all of these are signs of a poser

1) a kid who does something just because its what everyone else is doing

2) has no style of his/her own

3) does what everyone else does

4) nobody likes them

a kid who starts skating because he started watching viva la bam or rob and big

someone who dresses normal one day and tries to dress like a skater another

POSER

by be be lover February 7, 2009

Gift Pose

Similar to other Yoga poses such as down-dog, warrior I, tree, child's pose, etc., except this pose is strictly for a man's pleasure. Essentially, the woman is usually lying in bed next to her male partner, when somewhere around 2AM he awakens with a glorious erection and needs to put it somewhere... Often times, this leads the man to disappointment when he is batted away from her rear-facing love alter shouting out or uttering "eh-eh" and/or simply an emphatic "NO!". However, on rare occasion, the woman - who is sure to not receive the big "O" from the act of kindness that she is about to perform, may acquiesce and allow legal entry (i.e., not night-raping). To get into this position, the woman, who is facing away from her partner is prodded into semi-wakefulness, then consents to entry by shifting the upward-facing leg forward flexing at the hip to bring the knee towards her abdomen, while maintaining her abdomen and leg in contact with the bed.

Bob: Last night, I woke up so horny from a sex dream and had this raging boner...
Jim: So, what did you do with it?
Bob: Well, after humping my girlfriend without success, I asked her if she wanted sex. She replied that she was too tired, but said that I could have my way with her. So she got into Gift Pose and I was able to alleviate myself…

by Mr Leopard April 23, 2011

Poseidon

Poseidon, he's a strong man that will help anyone he loves to swim he's has good looks and everyone loves his eyes every girl would want him this name isn't the name you'll hear Poseidon is also a god of the sea he's a Greek god which makes him more better he has a good personality

Everyone loves Poseidon with his strong skills.

by Ttcollins May 10, 2018

porn pose

A pose that is often seen in porn. where a naked woman squiats down on her heels with her legs spread and usually her hands on her knees. to show her pussy.

Kathy looks hot in that porn pose.

by Deep blue 2012 October 17, 2009

Poseidon's Fury

The sexual act in which four women take part in on one mans body. Involving one riding the face, one on the crotch and two on each fist. The vigorous motion of thrusting on each female may look similar to that of a rain dance. Thus the water bringing in the god of water and earth shaking, Poseidon.

" Aaaah man i couldnt believe it, last night when i left that party with them chicks, I pulled off poseidon's fury bro"

by HYBRID7777 March 16, 2009

Poosea

Another word for Pussy or Vagina.

I fucked her poosea raw last night.

by Mike June 26, 2003

POSER

Someone who has no personality of their own and follows the fad just so they can follow everyone else and agree with the majority of the group even if they believe in something else.

Most of the people who put their pic under gangsta. People who joined MySpace or anything else like that just because everyone else is unless they joined before it became a "fad" or because their friends wouldn't stop buggin them to join.

by MiZz_HoBo099 August 8, 2005