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intro to computers

An entry level collage class to becoming a computer tech. learn how to use the mouse, and Microsoft word. if your here, you dont need this class.
guy1: My grandpa cant use a mouse,

guy2: Hey, mabie he should take Intro to computers
by ph1rmw4r3 September 12, 2012
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\Windows\System32 (Computers)

A path to one of the most important system files inside your computer. Deleting any of this files can result in Windows not being able to run properly.
\Windows\System32 (Computers)

John: Hey, you should delete System32
Oliver: Ok. What's the path?
John: \Windows\System32
Oliver: I tried to delete that path in CMD, but it said acess denied.
by your everyday teacher February 10, 2020
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Comaputer

A life support machine that a coma patient will be hooked onto. It performs vital circulatory, respiratory and Excretory functions that would have otherwise been controlled by that person's brain.
1. "I'm afraid he's brain stem dead, we're going to have to switch off his comaputer"

2. "Jimbob was hooked up to a comaputer ever since the accident"
by Springbokjake March 31, 2009
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Cowputer

a digital storage and information processing device that utilize the painted strips/QR codes on cows as datastore and movements of the herd to process data
A globally distributed server farm is by connecting Cowputers to Starlink.

Cowputers generates consistent revenue for the cattle industry.
by chairdog January 26, 2021
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computerz

A word to describe something fun, awesome, and totally bangin'. Can also mean that something is okay and chill.
Slang.
Excellent; first-rate: Paul has a computerz sports car; Jessalyn and Tara had a totally computerz time at the party.
Acceptable; satisfactory: It's computerz with me if you don't want to talk about it.
by hoof January 28, 2006
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commuterection

The uncontrollable erections caused by the swaying of the subway, often ending in embarassing stares from fellow commuters.
I was leaning against the door, and it gave me a massive commuterection
by precid June 21, 2005
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Does not compute

Robot slang for "I don't know" generally followed by an exploding head.
"does not compute, does not compute... *BOOM*"
by nate-dawg-dizzle December 7, 2009
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